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kracked koan

Posted: April 21st, 2008, 8:27 pm
by Lightning Rod
The Salvidore Lama

Hello Dali Zen Surrealism

I get it all mixed up

I don't know my karma from my dharma

darn it, the Siddhartha quick

are you now or have you ever been a buddhist?

not in this life

Posted: April 21st, 2008, 9:58 pm
by westcoast
*gong*

love it :D

~westie

Posted: April 21st, 2008, 10:54 pm
by jweeble
Very nice! Made me smile and think at the same time ...

Posted: April 21st, 2008, 11:28 pm
by Lightning Rod
thanks jw and westie,

I was smiling when I wrote it

Posted: April 23rd, 2008, 12:58 pm
by mnaz
My favorite koan was that one when someone answered a stumbling utterance of mine with "Is that some kind of koan?"

But seriously, I liked that one about the Buddha who finally asked the guy who'd been standing outside the gate watching for awhile why he didn't come in. Outside?

And I can't believe Jack K had the nerve to write an ice cream koan. That just sucks.

Posted: April 23rd, 2008, 1:04 pm
by Doreen Peri
I didn't understand it.

:(

Posted: April 23rd, 2008, 1:19 pm
by mnaz
To me, that's always been part of the koan attraction.

There I go again, with 'me' and 'that'. Shameless.

Posted: April 23rd, 2008, 1:22 pm
by Doreen Peri
The only koan I know about is koan bread.

;)

Is that where Lrod got the "cracked" part?

as in

"Jimmy cracked koan and I don't care."

?

Posted: April 23rd, 2008, 1:26 pm
by Lightning Rod
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koan

koans are like poems, doreen
you are not supposed to know what they mean

:lol:

Posted: April 23rd, 2008, 1:33 pm
by Doreen Peri
Yeah, I knew the definition.

That was the funny part.

Definition
A kōan (公案; Japanese: kōan, Chinese: gōng-àn, Korean: gong'an, Vietnamese: công án) is a story, dialogue, question, or statement in the history and lore of Chán (Zen) Buddhism, generally containing aspects that are inaccessible to rational understanding
My reply to your koan.
doreen peri wrote:I didn't understand it.
Get it? :lol: :lol: :P :shock: :D

Posted: April 23rd, 2008, 1:35 pm
by Lightning Rod
then it was a perfect koan

duh

Posted: April 23rd, 2008, 1:37 pm
by Doreen Peri
Exactly!

And so was my comment.

(since you didn't get it and all ;))

heh

Posted: April 23rd, 2008, 1:40 pm
by mnaz
Is there an 'it'?

Posted: April 23rd, 2008, 1:42 pm
by Doreen Peri
mnaz wrote:Is there an 'it'?
Yes. It's what I don't get.
Unless that's not what you mean.

There ya go! Is there an it? is a koan!

....

Posted: April 23rd, 2008, 2:44 pm
by YABYUM
Just reading all the comments in this thread are making me swear off the koans forever. Such a headache.