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My Don'tDo List
Posted: April 30th, 2008, 7:32 pm
by Lightning Rod
Many people have a ToDo list
I have a Don'tDo list
I don't drink or smoke while I'm asleep.
I don't let other people waste my time.
I don't take anything personally.
I don't run when I can walk, I don't walk when I can stand, I don't stand when I can sit and I don't sit when I can lie.
When I lie, it's not when I say, "I love you."
I don't do windows, but I also don't hesitate to break them.
I don't remember where I put my Don'tDo list.
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What's on your list?
Posted: April 30th, 2008, 7:37 pm
by constantine
i'm listless. i like your poetry - it always has an edge to it.
Posted: April 30th, 2008, 7:51 pm
by gypsyjoker
What's on your list?
I don't do poetry Clay
Just read it.
thanks
excellent
Listless

Posted: April 30th, 2008, 8:18 pm
by Lightning Rod
constantine wrote:i'm listless. i like your poetry - it always has an edge to it.
damn, dino
I thought someone would come up with the obvious joke:
"I don't do lists."
but I love the listless twist
jack, I'm gonna come down to san marcos and beat you up. Count on it. It's high on my Don'tDo list. Haven't we established yet that poetry has nothing to do with words?
Posted: April 30th, 2008, 8:22 pm
by gypsyjoker
Haven't we established yet that poetry has nothing to do with words?
Have I established that my brain may be miss wired? Jimbo calls me a word kook, a high honor coming from him.
San Marcos
send you my cell phone number in pm
please call
but talk fast
I hung up on Michelle Obama a couple of weeks ago.
Posted: April 30th, 2008, 10:10 pm
by Doreen Peri
Yes, I have a Don't Do List.
I don't do disrespect or dismissed.
I can do ignorance but I don't do ignored.
I play notes. I don't do chords.
I don't lie around when I can work
unless I've earned the reclining.
I don't do starvation. I'm much too fond of dining.
I don't do excuses, I'd rather confess.
I don't do fabrications. They cause a mess.
It's true, I do have a Don't Do List.
No matter how depressed,
I don't do slice my wrist.
I used to claim I don't do end rhyme.
But I lied. So what?
Where's the crime?
My Don't Do List is only for me.
I logically conclude, I don't do rude
and I don't do irrationality
(unless, of course, it's me who's lost reason).
And I verify, eye to eye,
I don't do disloyal or treason.
There are other things on my List of Don't Do
but sometimes I do them – though I don't want to.
I don't do fear well or lonely, either.
And I don't do illness very good neither.
Obviously, I don't do grammar worth a damn.
I don't do jelly when I can do jam.
My Don't Do List is longer than most, I attest.
But I don't do comparisons. Then again, I jest.
Posted: May 1st, 2008, 12:23 am
by jweeble
I don't hurt unneedlessly
I don't cry in public
I don't diet
I don't remember where I put the rest of my list...
Posted: May 1st, 2008, 6:20 pm
by gypsyjoker
I do not hurt intentionaly
I do not put butter on baloney sandwhiches
I do not put my pants on one leg at a time
I do not curse fig trees
I do not walk on water unless I am in a hurry
I do not dot every i
I do not complain about women.
Posted: May 1st, 2008, 6:50 pm
by mtmynd
after reading this, i don't do don't do lists.
Posted: May 1st, 2008, 7:00 pm
by gypsyjoker
I do do always seems
one too many posts
sometimes more than one
sorry
Posted: May 2nd, 2008, 2:47 pm
by stilltrucking
you can say anything here
get a way with murder if you use one of these
"I don't do"
why does that remind me of a song you sing
"I don't do ...somethin? I can all most hear it.
Cecil wrote:
after reading this, i don't do don't do lists.
I wish you had used an emoticon Cecil.
don't mind me it is just a juxtoposition

Posted: May 2nd, 2008, 2:52 pm
by Doreen Peri
i was going to say i don't do big winkies
but i've done that big winkie before
remember "wee willie winkie"?
he gave me nightmares, for sure!
Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,
Up stairs and down stairs in his night-gown,
Tapping at the window, crying at the lock,
"Are the children in their bed, for it's now ten o'clock?"
"Hey, Willie Winkie, are you coming in?
The cat is singing purring sounds to the sleeping hen,
The dog's spread out on the floor, and doesn't give a cheep,
But here's a wakeful little boy who will not fall asleep!"
Anything but sleep, you rogue! glowering like the moon,
Rattling in an iron jug with an iron spoon,
Rumbling, tumbling round about, crowing like a cock,
Shrieking like I don't know what, waking sleeping folk.
"Hey, Willie Winkie - the child's in a creel!
Wriggling from everyone's knee like an eel,
Tugging at the cat's ear, and confusing all her thrums
Hey, Willie Winkie - see, there he comes!"
Weary is the mother who has a dusty child,
A small short little child, who can't run on his own,
Who always has a battle with sleep before he'll close an eye
But a kiss from his rosy lips gives strength anew to me.
Posted: May 2nd, 2008, 2:59 pm
by stilltrucking
Clay wrote:
I don't take anything personally.
To tell you the truth
winkies kind of creep me out
Maybe it is all those yellow faced insect like japanese I saw in those old world war two era cartoons.
Posted: May 2nd, 2008, 3:54 pm
by mtmynd
i should have, gypsy.
better late than never.
no doubt em-

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- ns dispell doubt.