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shake a fist!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 12:28 am
by westcoast
i am a Loser
[full stop]

How do i know this?
Because ..
some anonymous [pr] [d]ick
told me so on a public web sight

Apparently, i am stuck up
and think i am better than
everyone else
the fact that i counsel VP's and CEO's
is only possible because
of my big boobs and tight ass
being educated and accomplished
connected and respected
make me a capital "L" loser
a six figure salary means
i must have slept with the food chain
the fact that i actually engage in making my world
a better place through active engagement
in political and social realms
surely indicts me too!!

Such a LOSER!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 12:33 am
by constantine
the brackets were a nice touch. to hell with the idiota!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 12:37 am
by westcoast
*shakes tiny fist*

yep.

sadly, it was a real encounter...
but, i'm loaded for bear and he's gunna be a rug on the boardroom floor :)

~w

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 12:45 am
by gypsyjoker
Interesting
Post

I suppose the less I say
The less I will have to delete.

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 12:48 am
by constantine
too much!!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 12:49 am
by gypsyjoker
Yeah :)
That is what I was afraid of.

maybe I should have not used an emoticon there
sounds mocking

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 12:54 am
by gypsyjoker
I keep a flask of words on my desk
Kind of like a mood ring

Words are such interesting things
no doubt they are things

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 12:55 am
by westcoast
lay it on me, brutha ;)

i play with the big boys
and girls..

hit me with yer best shot, baby!

LOL

~westie

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 12:56 am
by gypsyjoker
I mock you not westie
I have a sick sense of humor
that is all
a genetic defect
the crazy mike effect.

you are far from a loser
you know that
but this is the creative board
we all take poetic license here.

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 12:57 am
by gypsyjoker
I posted that before I saw your reply

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 1:01 am
by westcoast
but this is the creative board
we all take poetic license here.
exactly dear friend :)

let's have fun!

and pass that flask of words you hide in the lower drawer of your desk (what a great expression)

~westie

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 1:06 am
by gypsyjoker
Please
what ever you do
do not
I repeat
do not
think of a pink elephant
do not
think about
big boobs
and tight asses

I would have shook my booty
not my tiny fist.

are we having fun yet :wink:

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 1:07 am
by westcoast
rotflol!

yeah, that's the ticket
next time i'll flash
my fanny


darling, who is YOUR hair dresser
those are amazing curls!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 1:15 am
by gypsyjoker
There is a good old boy expression "he showed his ass"
Bill Clinton's been doing a lot of that lately

Yeah, nice curls indeed
A man would have to be pretty comfortable in his manhood to wear his hair like that.

I loved that movie, I used to watch it every thanksgiving with my baby sister.

Posted: May 3rd, 2008, 1:17 am
by westcoast
yeah it is cool
the first time i saw it i was five
and so freaked out by it
i cried and ate a whole box
of kleenex