This Is What I Call My Baby
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This Is What I Call My Baby
I call my baby Bengladesh
so I don't have to refer to her as Darfur
a man could starve to death
on her good cooking
she can do accupunture with stiletto heels
and my mind reels at her logic
I call my baby the Sea of Tranquility
because she is on the moon
I call her Tumor for short
because she is inoperable
sometimes I call her Natural Disaster
because she is so improbable
I call my baby Hurricane
category five in her brain
I call my baby Stolichnaya
an ethanol supertrain
I call my baby the Nobel Prize
she cut her teeth on dynamite
I call my baby Alcatraz
she is impossible to escape
so I don't have to refer to her as Darfur
a man could starve to death
on her good cooking
she can do accupunture with stiletto heels
and my mind reels at her logic
I call my baby the Sea of Tranquility
because she is on the moon
I call her Tumor for short
because she is inoperable
sometimes I call her Natural Disaster
because she is so improbable
I call my baby Hurricane
category five in her brain
I call my baby Stolichnaya
an ethanol supertrain
I call my baby the Nobel Prize
she cut her teeth on dynamite
I call my baby Alcatraz
she is impossible to escape
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'Blessed is he who was not born, Or he, who having been born, has died. But as for us who live, woe unto us, Because we see the afflictions of Zion, And what has befallen Jerusalem." Pseudepigrapha
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'Blessed is he who was not born, Or he, who having been born, has died. But as for us who live, woe unto us, Because we see the afflictions of Zion, And what has befallen Jerusalem." Pseudepigrapha
i call my baby houdini
cause the women, she escapes me
i call my baby camoflage
cause i've never even seen her
funny piece LR. makes you think about the silly things people say about loved ones. I have a Tim Buckley live recording from the Troubadour. He says in the record, "I love you so much honey I could shit!"
that's amoré
cause the women, she escapes me
i call my baby camoflage
cause i've never even seen her
funny piece LR. makes you think about the silly things people say about loved ones. I have a Tim Buckley live recording from the Troubadour. He says in the record, "I love you so much honey I could shit!"
that's amoré
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