The Gobuttzian Age
Posted: May 25th, 2008, 1:51 pm
Who could have known they weren't human,
those evil spin doctors - subliminal messages,
of course, so easy, so technology friendly.
Every time you log on to your computer
from deep in the bowels of your hard drive,
Gobuttzian images are secretly being stored
in your cranial basement, every time
you listen to your CD player, each disc
changes the way you are thinking through
encrypted information with "lofty" Gobuttzian
values, that enter your audio canal and continue
into the medulla oblongata where you are changed
by a fraction of an inch into a more suitable human being,
one that will obey Gobuttzian rule.
What do think is happening when that cool wet mist
blows in your face while you wrestle with veggie choices ?
Gobuttzian BrainSwitch Pellets are entering
your nasal cavities where they move on up into
the frontal lobe where brain cells surrender
to the all-morphing medicine. Gobuttzers are a race
of aliens that have learned that it is more effective
to change humans imperceptibly slow, why dirty your hands
with needless revolution, they always say....Gobuttzers
are patriotic, freedom-loving folks who will hunt down
and eliminate anyone or anything that remotely tries
to interfere with their visions of a perfect world, or anyone
or thing that dares to impede their crusade
for peace and freedom.
those evil spin doctors - subliminal messages,
of course, so easy, so technology friendly.
Every time you log on to your computer
from deep in the bowels of your hard drive,
Gobuttzian images are secretly being stored
in your cranial basement, every time
you listen to your CD player, each disc
changes the way you are thinking through
encrypted information with "lofty" Gobuttzian
values, that enter your audio canal and continue
into the medulla oblongata where you are changed
by a fraction of an inch into a more suitable human being,
one that will obey Gobuttzian rule.
What do think is happening when that cool wet mist
blows in your face while you wrestle with veggie choices ?
Gobuttzian BrainSwitch Pellets are entering
your nasal cavities where they move on up into
the frontal lobe where brain cells surrender
to the all-morphing medicine. Gobuttzers are a race
of aliens that have learned that it is more effective
to change humans imperceptibly slow, why dirty your hands
with needless revolution, they always say....Gobuttzers
are patriotic, freedom-loving folks who will hunt down
and eliminate anyone or anything that remotely tries
to interfere with their visions of a perfect world, or anyone
or thing that dares to impede their crusade
for peace and freedom.