Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

I love you

no you don't, if you loved me
you would do such and such
and thus and so and mow the lawn

ok, let's say that I'm merely obsessed with you
does that require mowing the lawn?

no, but love is a verb

love is a noun, look it up
love is only a verb in the infinitive form
but I think I would rather be obsessed. Fuck is a verb.

this is terrific...you had me spitting my beer out...nice chuckle laced with honesty......here's mine

The LovePoet and His Understanding Wife

His verse was exquisite
love poems that intoxicated women
to crave his attention

At a book signing a woman spoke,
"LovePoet, your writing shows
a deep understanding and respect

for women, was that your goal ?"
He replied, "No, actually I was hoping
to get laid by one or more

of my doctoral students, and the thanks
goes to my extraordinary wife
of fifty years who has always been

in my corner, saying to me as the new
chapbook was coming together,
"If that happens for you honey, at your age

God bless you."

Heh. Too funny. This is sidesplittingly fun and inspiring.

I love you dear.

What do you want from me?

Nothing! I just wanted to tell you that..it came over me for no reason.

Yeah right.

Honey, you're so fiery and exciting, so touchy and sensitive.

IAMNOT! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Well, I love you anyway, nothing can stop me, it comes from a place i've no control over.

OH SHUTTUP, QUIT BEING SO MUSHY.

I'm not being mushy! I feel very level headed about it.

YOU FUCKING WANT SOMETHING.

Yes, I want you to believe me. Why do you get mad at me when I tell you I love you?

LOOK I'M NOT MAD YOU STUPID SENTIMENTAL ASS.

You sound mad...really I just love you, can we just leave it that? I won't say it anymore outloud okay?

WELL THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. NOW WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? I'M TRYING TO WATCH LARRY KING........


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haha
great ones, saw and hest
you guys really caught the spirit of the thread
I'll bet there are a million of them out there

Well, there's always...

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing."

I have a headache.

You always have a headache.

That's because you give me a headache.

Well if you don't like me so much, then why are we still together?

Good question.

Let's split up, then.

No, I wouldn't know what to do without you.

OK, good. Me neither. Let's go to bed.

OK after I finish doing what I'm doing.

What are you doing?

Looking for the Advil. I have a headache.

i love you...

yeah! i've heard that before...

but i do... i really love you.

you didn't yesterday...

but this is a brand new day...

so..?

well, don't you love me..?

yesterday. i did yesterday.

what about today..?

i haven't decided.

but i love you... today.

thanks... get me a beer would ya'