The Word Doctor
Posted: May 27th, 2008, 5:41 am
I am the word doctor
I'll unclog your brain
just like the plumber
who unstops the drain
I'll snake out your neural
pathways for free
the words will start flowing
quite effortlessly
I''ll ream out receptors
I'll suck out the gook
words under pressure
will fill up a book
In the time that it takes
to open the tap
your pen will start racing
free of the crap
Free of the blockage
that all writers get
you'll soar down the page
with the speed of a jet
Artistic license
is all I can offer
the canals will be spewing
when I unlock the coffer
Streams of consciousness
words of might
brilliant concepts
nothing trite
Ideas with passion
will light up the page
neon expressions
will open the cage
I'm not in the phone book
I have no address
I'm here in the corner
in the out-most recess
No rhyme, no reason
No reason, no rhyme
No need to panic
Word Doctor's on time
I'll unclog your brain
just like the plumber
who unstops the drain
I'll snake out your neural
pathways for free
the words will start flowing
quite effortlessly
I''ll ream out receptors
I'll suck out the gook
words under pressure
will fill up a book
In the time that it takes
to open the tap
your pen will start racing
free of the crap
Free of the blockage
that all writers get
you'll soar down the page
with the speed of a jet
Artistic license
is all I can offer
the canals will be spewing
when I unlock the coffer
Streams of consciousness
words of might
brilliant concepts
nothing trite
Ideas with passion
will light up the page
neon expressions
will open the cage
I'm not in the phone book
I have no address
I'm here in the corner
in the out-most recess
No rhyme, no reason
No reason, no rhyme
No need to panic
Word Doctor's on time