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Sex Is a Joke
Posted: June 8th, 2008, 12:16 pm
by Lightning Rod
sex is a joke
first you have the
buildup flirtation
then the situational foreplay
then the punch line
humor is a substitute for sex
sometimes it's not funny
this is why I'm a comedian
and not a stud or a cocksman
it's a literal substitution
and kinder than sex
there is funny haha
or funny weird
or the kind of funny
where your soul is seared
that's why I'm a dead pan
comedian
sex is just a joke
I would be a stand up comic
if I could keep it up
Posted: June 8th, 2008, 12:26 pm
by Doreen Peri
that's what you call cumedy!
is it hard
to write like that?
keep it up, lightning rod!
Posted: June 8th, 2008, 12:29 pm
by Lightning Rod
doreen peri wrote:that's what you call cumedy!
is it hard
to write like that?
keep it up, lightning rod!
no, it just cums naturally
Posted: June 8th, 2008, 12:45 pm
by goldenmyst
Lightning Rod, your metaphor nails it right on the head. Keep it up my friend.
John
Posted: June 8th, 2008, 1:20 pm
by Doreen Peri
Lightning Rod wrote:
no, it just cums naturally
Wow! You mean you just spurt this stuff out from the top of your head?
Amazing! You're pretty cocksure aren't you?
Posted: June 8th, 2008, 1:47 pm
by Lightning Rod
doreen peri wrote:Lightning Rod wrote:
no, it just cums naturally
Wow! You mean you just spurt this stuff out from the top of your head?
Amazing! You're pretty cocksure aren't you?
I thought this was a family friendly site
Posted: June 8th, 2008, 3:13 pm
by hester_prynne
Indeed, sex is comedy....when I look back on past lovers and encounters, (the ones I can remember anyway) I start laughing my ass off.
H
Posted: June 8th, 2008, 5:37 pm
by mnaz
Joke must be on me.
Sex always seemed too much like war to me.
Posted: June 8th, 2008, 10:58 pm
by emel.scott
Hmmmmm here Rod I'll post a haiku i wrote last week
Posted: June 8th, 2008, 11:49 pm
by Lightning Rod
emel.scott wrote:Hmmmmm here Rod I'll post a haiku i wrote last week
emel, that's the best haiku I've ever read
Posted: June 9th, 2008, 6:30 am
by saw
sex should be relaxed enough to be funny, or at least fun....
a nice romp through the sack, Lrod.....
Posted: June 9th, 2008, 3:47 pm
by WIREMAN
i still miss that ticklish little girl i lived with for 17 years...o how the canyon echoed with her laughter...
Posted: June 9th, 2008, 4:02 pm
by constantine
you people know nothing about sex. i'd teach you , but alas i am too tired.
Posted: June 9th, 2008, 4:18 pm
by hester_prynne
OH YEAH?
Well constantine....this one is fer you!
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Posted: June 9th, 2008, 4:26 pm
by constantine
so you're using capitals with me theda. have to listen to the clip when i get on another computer - no speakers at work - the infidels.