Filtering Truth
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 9:03 am
When I noticed the wide-eyed stares,
the scrunched-up faces, it dawned on me...
people really don't want the truth
when they ask, "Hey, How's it going?"
You should never say that your asshole boss
has been harassing you for ten months
and you fantasize three or four times a day
about slicing off his balls and feeding them to the cat.
It's not OK to say that finding a really raunchy
interactive porno site where girls will do and say
anything you instruct them to, relaxes you
since your wife started fucking the young kid
down the block, your wife thinks
looks like Ashton Kutcher.
People surely don't want to know that your
sexual encounters with Father Murphy
have got you thinking about calling Oprah Winfrey,
or your teenage son still wets the bed in the room
he never leaves designing graphically violent video games.
Forget trying to explain that your daughter in Chicago
is a hardcore lesbian indie film producer
and the founding member of
The Dykes From Hell Motorcycle Club....
They just don't want to hear it.
So now when someone asks how I'm doing,
I give the only appropriate response,
"Fine,
how about you?"
the scrunched-up faces, it dawned on me...
people really don't want the truth
when they ask, "Hey, How's it going?"
You should never say that your asshole boss
has been harassing you for ten months
and you fantasize three or four times a day
about slicing off his balls and feeding them to the cat.
It's not OK to say that finding a really raunchy
interactive porno site where girls will do and say
anything you instruct them to, relaxes you
since your wife started fucking the young kid
down the block, your wife thinks
looks like Ashton Kutcher.
People surely don't want to know that your
sexual encounters with Father Murphy
have got you thinking about calling Oprah Winfrey,
or your teenage son still wets the bed in the room
he never leaves designing graphically violent video games.
Forget trying to explain that your daughter in Chicago
is a hardcore lesbian indie film producer
and the founding member of
The Dykes From Hell Motorcycle Club....
They just don't want to hear it.
So now when someone asks how I'm doing,
I give the only appropriate response,
"Fine,
how about you?"