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Heaven Is A Whorehouse
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 10:54 am
by Lightning Rod
heaven must be a whorehouse
somewhere just south of via Acuna
where the swindle witness worked for
the authorities in a wistful spring dimension
cactus and poppies succumb to my pliers
a template of loneliness and desire
and cracked up contemplation
I sit at the feet of god every morning
heaven is created like an orgasm at dawn
or in barely conscious realms
that only remember dreams and admonitions.
my soul is a corpse rendered mild
and a palette of colors from the abrupt
to the pastel wanderings of ghost van goghs
Yes, heaven must be South of the Border
and corrupt as my instrument galactic
foul weather and solar storms.
I've got my ticket.
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 11:02 am
by Dave The Dov
Say isn't there a musical called "The Best Little Whorehouse in Heaven"????
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Mercedes Benz 770
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 11:19 am
by Lightning Rod
devil axed me: "Would your rather go to Hell or Texas?"
like a fool, I picked Texas.
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 11:21 am
by Doreen Peri
well, after you spent 5 years in hell, it was the right choice
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 11:30 am
by WIREMAN
there's no place like home LRod.....your writing has been like thunderbolts these daze.........
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 11:59 am
by Lightning Rod
you are devilish, doreen
I don't know how I fell from heaven to purgatory
but I like it about as much as I like the beach
mark, I'm missin you, buddy. I've got a couple of djembes sittin here. Looks like the next golf game I play will be with Willie.
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 12:04 pm
by Doreen Peri
well i was just joking
there was heaven... yes
what i don't get is how you're in purgatory and i'm in purgatory but we're in totally different states.
weird.
nice poem
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 12:18 pm
by Lightning Rod
doreen peri wrote:well i was just joking
there was heaven... yes
what i don't get is how you're in purgatory and i'm in purgatory but we're in totally different states.
weird.
nice poem
Purgatory, like Heaven or Hell
states of mind
no borders or boundaries
I think there is a little motel in Purgatory
the jets in the tub are severe
and the vibrating bed
meet me in Purgatory
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 12:22 pm
by westcoast
Sounds like Motel 6... got a quarter for the machine?
~westie
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 12:26 pm
by Lightning Rod
westcoast wrote:Sounds like Motel 6... got a quarter for the machine?
~westie
I'm saving my quarters for the slots
I'll take any chance I've got
If you want a real laugh
let's check in to the Motel 5 and a half
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 12:30 pm
by westcoast
yeah, instead of 70 virgins, you get 70 versions of sex in the city....
i'll swing by, got some jam on the sleeve of this complimentary terry cloth housecoat, we can lick it off for lunch.
~westie wild & barefoot in the streets
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 12:36 pm
by Lightning Rod
westie, if I respond with my usual jokes to these excellent straight lines, I'll be banned.
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 12:38 pm
by westcoast
i know...
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 1:02 pm
by Doreen Peri
Lightning Rod wrote:westie, if I respond with my usual jokes to these excellent straight lines, I'll be banned.
Oh go ahead.
I've never banned anybody
(except the troll)
why would you say that?
weird.
I repeat.
Weird again.
And hell, you're an admin... you could ban yourself if you want to.
You can lick jelly off anybody you want to lick it off.
You can stick quarters in anybody's vibrator too. I don't give a shit what you do.
lol
Posted: June 15th, 2008, 1:08 pm
by westcoast
LOL
there really is jam on the sleeve of...
oh, never mind!
~ scarlet W