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Job Offer

Posted: June 23rd, 2008, 1:56 pm
by Lightning Rod
The email was titled: "Become a Massage Therapist"
I didn't open it because I don't want to become a massage therapist
I would rather get a massage

There are two types of people in this world:
There are the ones who say, "where do I get in line?"
and there are the ones who
tell everybody else where to line up

it's the classic case of have and have not
if you have it you lead, if you don't, you follow
but what is "It?"

It's a massage therapist in sheep's clothing
hands-on experience, soothing the wolf

One is rigid, the other frigid
rampant predator and wilting prey
massage your jugular with my fang

There are two types of people in this world
the massaged and the misogynists

I think I'll open the email.

Posted: June 23rd, 2008, 4:38 pm
by mnaz
Sounds like it could be a stimulating pursuit.


"There are two kinds of people..."....
...made me think of Tuco in the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly...

Posted: June 23rd, 2008, 8:09 pm
by emel.scott
anyone know who said "neither a leader or a follower be..."?

Posted: June 23rd, 2008, 8:22 pm
by Lightning Rod
Ayn Rand in the Fountainhead?

I must've been a paraphrase of:

"Neither a borrower nor a lender be."
---Polonius in Hamlet, by Willie the Spear

Posted: June 23rd, 2008, 9:31 pm
by emel.scott
Thanks LRod all these years and I got the quote wrong... glad I did but just the same

Posted: June 23rd, 2008, 11:52 pm
by goldenmyst
Lighn Rod, I can't afford massage any more. However it was ecstasy while it lasted! Great poem.

John