Daughter of Paradox Lake
Posted: June 25th, 2008, 6:24 pm
Paradox Lake
is not often in the news.
You can imagine
all the ripples,
(more like titlewaves)
the day we were mentioned
on page 5,
near the police reports.
Man, it was chaos squared.
Especially since my name
was mentioned in the story.
I was,
in their estimate,
considered as
a viable candidate
to use as a model,
for a new worldwide
charity project
being planned.
Seems some group,
(a band of unknown scientists),
was making a bold effort
to create a new goddess,
"for those of us living at the lake,
to worship".
"She will be seen as
a distant cousin
of Perse-phony, Sapph-foe
and Afro-dighty,
as an arch McCoy/Hatfield enemy,
to Venus, The Empress,
and Eve.
Indeed, she will be called:
Perspectiva, daughter of Paradox Lake".
Their reasons for doing this
were laid out in bold print.
Paradox Lake has too long been ignored.
The rising populace in the area has to be addressed.
A goddess created for these folks to pray to,
in the name of Jesus the Father.
A hell of a grand idea eh?
Yeah. Well.
Like you, dear reader
I was instantly skeptical.
Fact is,
I was already considering
drumming up libel charges,
before we even found out
the truth of it.
I mean,
how dare they?
Drilling holes in their shallow,
man-made ponds,
then syphoning it
into our beloved lake.
All their crappy
little one-sidednesses.
It was sugarwater!
Concealed in babbling gunjets.
Calculated crumb reconciliations,
conducted in secret meeting rooms,
midst effeminate, shrill bravados.
I exposed their game pronto,
in a letter to the editor.
"I wanted no part of this scam,"
I wrote,
"goddess candidate or not!"
I demanded that my good name
"immediately be sunk back down,
effervescently,
into the luscious
animated bottom,
where I lived
my little
crapshoot life happily,
causing no one any harm".
(Dammit.)
I told them, in my letter,
to "suck back
all their good stuff,
their fears, silences,
blessings and greed.
We don't want that shit here"
I said.
"We know how it kills,
we get that it causes blindness."
A bunch of us got together
not too long after the story came out.
We cut off their stinking seepage
in the darkest of night.
Then we stood fast
around Paradox Lake,
in our huge lilypad numbers.
We were too damn big a perspective
for those clowns to ever affect us.
You see,
they know.
They know that when they are ready,
really truly ready,
we'll take them in.
We'll let them live here
happily, and greatfully,
with us,
here in Paradox Lake.
No questions asked,
many comforts given.
No stories in the newspapers either.
is not often in the news.
You can imagine
all the ripples,
(more like titlewaves)
the day we were mentioned
on page 5,
near the police reports.
Man, it was chaos squared.
Especially since my name
was mentioned in the story.
I was,
in their estimate,
considered as
a viable candidate
to use as a model,
for a new worldwide
charity project
being planned.
Seems some group,
(a band of unknown scientists),
was making a bold effort
to create a new goddess,
"for those of us living at the lake,
to worship".
"She will be seen as
a distant cousin
of Perse-phony, Sapph-foe
and Afro-dighty,
as an arch McCoy/Hatfield enemy,
to Venus, The Empress,
and Eve.
Indeed, she will be called:
Perspectiva, daughter of Paradox Lake".
Their reasons for doing this
were laid out in bold print.
Paradox Lake has too long been ignored.
The rising populace in the area has to be addressed.
A goddess created for these folks to pray to,
in the name of Jesus the Father.
A hell of a grand idea eh?
Yeah. Well.
Like you, dear reader
I was instantly skeptical.
Fact is,
I was already considering
drumming up libel charges,
before we even found out
the truth of it.
I mean,
how dare they?
Drilling holes in their shallow,
man-made ponds,
then syphoning it
into our beloved lake.
All their crappy
little one-sidednesses.
It was sugarwater!
Concealed in babbling gunjets.
Calculated crumb reconciliations,
conducted in secret meeting rooms,
midst effeminate, shrill bravados.
I exposed their game pronto,
in a letter to the editor.
"I wanted no part of this scam,"
I wrote,
"goddess candidate or not!"
I demanded that my good name
"immediately be sunk back down,
effervescently,
into the luscious
animated bottom,
where I lived
my little
crapshoot life happily,
causing no one any harm".
(Dammit.)
I told them, in my letter,
to "suck back
all their good stuff,
their fears, silences,
blessings and greed.
We don't want that shit here"
I said.
"We know how it kills,
we get that it causes blindness."
A bunch of us got together
not too long after the story came out.
We cut off their stinking seepage
in the darkest of night.
Then we stood fast
around Paradox Lake,
in our huge lilypad numbers.
We were too damn big a perspective
for those clowns to ever affect us.
You see,
they know.
They know that when they are ready,
really truly ready,
we'll take them in.
We'll let them live here
happily, and greatfully,
with us,
here in Paradox Lake.
No questions asked,
many comforts given.
No stories in the newspapers either.