Doctah, Please
Posted: June 28th, 2008, 1:19 pm
They told me on TV
that I should ask my doctor
if my heart was healthy enough for sex
When the doctor told me
"No, you silly fool."
it was no surprise
for years I have known this
This heart has
been broken more times
than Evel Knievel
and has been by-passed, attacked
and transplanted so much
it's no wonder that
it's not healthy enough for love
I'm getting a second opinion
that I should ask my doctor
if my heart was healthy enough for sex
When the doctor told me
"No, you silly fool."
it was no surprise
for years I have known this
This heart has
been broken more times
than Evel Knievel
and has been by-passed, attacked
and transplanted so much
it's no wonder that
it's not healthy enough for love
I'm getting a second opinion