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Doctah, Please

Posted: June 28th, 2008, 1:19 pm
by Lightning Rod
They told me on TV
that I should ask my doctor
if my heart was healthy enough for sex

When the doctor told me
"No, you silly fool."
it was no surprise
for years I have known this

This heart has
been broken more times
than Evel Knievel
and has been by-passed, attacked
and transplanted so much
it's no wonder that
it's not healthy enough for love

I'm getting a second opinion

Posted: June 28th, 2008, 2:18 pm
by mnaz
My heart and mind never seem healthy enough.

I seem to be ok with that.

Sometimes.

Posted: June 29th, 2008, 9:43 am
by saw
Lrod, .....would that by any chance have been The School of Heart Knocks?

Posted: June 29th, 2008, 12:41 pm
by Lightning Rod
this is no joke, you guys
I'm serious as a heart attack :lol:

don't worry, I can still get a heart-on

Posted: June 29th, 2008, 6:36 pm
by Arcadia
I'm serious as a heart attack :lol: so, no reason to worry!!

Posted: June 29th, 2008, 7:05 pm
by WIREMAN
when i can't get a heart on............ shoot me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!