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entendre in the toolshed

Posted: July 8th, 2008, 2:08 pm
by emel.scott
he was an expert mechanic
she was a loose little screw
he went to work with his Phillips
she said your driver won't do

told her he'd get it together
bolted her job to the bed
then mechanized with a screwgun
stripped every one of her threads

Posted: July 8th, 2008, 2:12 pm
by constantine
it is to laugh. how's it going pardner.

Posted: July 8th, 2008, 2:13 pm
by Doreen Peri
Yay!!!!!

Loved it!

My kinda poem... it has it all... it's fun, witty, punny, and sexy!

Posted: July 8th, 2008, 2:14 pm
by constantine
you're looking good doreen - like the hair.

Posted: July 8th, 2008, 2:15 pm
by Doreen Peri
well thank you, dahling

whimsical deb drew me.... in the "accompanying myself" thread on the jam

;)

Posted: July 8th, 2008, 2:15 pm
by emel.scott
thanks you 2, been a rough few days but but maybe I'm comin' out of it

Oh D, I thought that was the painting you'd been working on...:D

Posted: July 8th, 2008, 3:08 pm
by hester_prynne
Wow
What kind of car was it?

H 8)

Posted: July 8th, 2008, 6:04 pm
by Lightning Rod
are you applying for a job at
Hallmark or Home Depot?

Posted: July 8th, 2008, 8:34 pm
by emel.scott
Piggly Wiggly

Posted: July 8th, 2008, 8:38 pm
by Lightning Rod
I figured as much
let me recommend the frigid foods

Posted: July 8th, 2008, 9:15 pm
by emel.scott
they offered me bag boy

Posted: July 8th, 2008, 10:00 pm
by WIREMAN
i'd use a 9 iron mr scott.... 8) there's no smily for lick.....

Posted: July 8th, 2008, 10:02 pm
by westcoast
naughty and knarly, mr scott!

~westie