Sugarspeak
Posted: July 11th, 2008, 10:44 am
metaphors languish,
his pen goes limp,
he knows there are pills
for erectile dysfunction
so he naturally wonders
if there is a tonic
for delinquent tongue
he sees an ad
on late night television
and pays a visit
to the back room
of a little shop
Rod Serling would have said
sat on the edge of reality
could you inject my brain, doc
with a little of that gooey dye
cooking there on the stove,
give me a quick scan
with your x-ray craniometer,
identify the loafing tissue,
and remove the defective
lazy glob,
replace it
with some of that Smart Jello
sittin' there on the shelf,
I'd prefer raspberry
with extra sweetener
if you don't mind
so I can write syrupy prose,
sumptuous poetry
the label says, words will
drip from the page, run down my leg,
get stuck on my shoes,
is this correct?
Oh, I see you also carry
Genius Bars, Clever Blossom Honey
and Virtuoso Pudding,
What? you don't take cash,
checks or plastic?
Then how in the world
will I pay you?
his pen goes limp,
he knows there are pills
for erectile dysfunction
so he naturally wonders
if there is a tonic
for delinquent tongue
he sees an ad
on late night television
and pays a visit
to the back room
of a little shop
Rod Serling would have said
sat on the edge of reality
could you inject my brain, doc
with a little of that gooey dye
cooking there on the stove,
give me a quick scan
with your x-ray craniometer,
identify the loafing tissue,
and remove the defective
lazy glob,
replace it
with some of that Smart Jello
sittin' there on the shelf,
I'd prefer raspberry
with extra sweetener
if you don't mind
so I can write syrupy prose,
sumptuous poetry
the label says, words will
drip from the page, run down my leg,
get stuck on my shoes,
is this correct?
Oh, I see you also carry
Genius Bars, Clever Blossom Honey
and Virtuoso Pudding,
What? you don't take cash,
checks or plastic?
Then how in the world
will I pay you?