The Doormat
Posted: July 26th, 2008, 12:46 pm
being trod upon was the doormat's purpose in life
the doormat was proud of every footprint
"wipe your souls on me
I swallow mud and dust.
I enjoy it, I really do."
the doormat was also an optical illusion
in astroturf
when you enter it says, 'welcome'
when you leave it says,
"Don't Let the Door Hit You In the Ass"
the doormat was proud of every footprint
"wipe your souls on me
I swallow mud and dust.
I enjoy it, I really do."
the doormat was also an optical illusion
in astroturf
when you enter it says, 'welcome'
when you leave it says,
"Don't Let the Door Hit You In the Ass"