Suicide Mission - Success!

[Doreen Peri]

I killed Super Robot Girl.
I am programmed to eliminate lies
from the planet. I will not be a part
of a lie. Why? Because I believe in
Truth, Justice, Honesty and
Freedom of Thought.

Super Robot Girl was a lie.
I annihilated her until she died.
It's all over, do not cry.

I'm so serious, I could spoil
a wet dream. Things are never
what they seem. Things are
always what they seem.

Fabrications must be eliminated
from the world. So I killed
Super Robot Girl.

She was just a pile of metal anyway.
A Saturday morning cartoon.
She was a fake, a phony, a fraud.

Good Gawd, I'm a murderer at best.
I killed the beast, I attest.
So what are you going to do about it?
Weep? Sob? Protest?

None of those will do any good.
Tonight, she's laid to rest.
Poor little lying fraud.
I killed Super Robot Girl.
Oh Lawdy, good Gawd!

[stilltrucking]

I like it
But I am a sucker for suicide
It has been a hobby of mine
since I almost hung myself
in 1948

[/list]
You edited that out
I am still trying to learn the code
<center>I finally figured out how to center</center>
thanks to Cecil

[constantine]

she saved me from hyperspace and she didn't even have to. i will always remember her for that.

[stilltrucking]

Boys need heroines
too

[Doreen Peri]

The list code was a typo.

Damn fake fingernails.

Lies.

I'm tearing them off.

[stilltrucking]

I read that one before you deleted it (the one on infinity sideways)
about the fingernails
a very nice piece

I don't do lists
I need to figure it out

[Lightning Rod]

you are so merciful and nice
you did her a favor
put her out of her mechanical misery

she didn't feel a thing
how could she?
her twat was
juiced with WD-40

You know we'll have to turn
this case over to the district attorney
robot murder is a serious matter
Your confession is on record
you might be tried by a jury of your peers

and spend you final years in some small cell
no act of mercy goes unpunished after all
what were her last words? Did she lie?
Did you do it in the parlor or the library?
Where is the murder weapon?

I don't have a Clue.

[Doreen Peri]

She didn't have a twat.

She kept trying to tell you people that.

She was a fricking robot.

No female anatomy whatsoever.


............

The lying bitch is dead.
I did it with a hammer to her head.
She was computerized fiction.
I used speed, friction, and a powerful slam.
Damn phony hit the deck. This place
looks like a frickin' train wreck. No blood
on the rails 'cause all she was was a CPU.
Nothing new about her. She was fiction,
a second class comic book star, wired like a
freight car to carry invalid data.

Wave bye bye. See ya laytah!
I did it in the library with a wrench.
Get a Clue. She's a dead wench.

[stilltrucking]

doreen wrote

She kept trying to tell you people that

You sound like spiro agnew
His "you people" speech after MLK was murdered and the riots
talking to the black preachers
Great speech, got him elected vice president.

by you people I guess you mean men
the only man here concerned with her twat
is LR
but I don't mind
he has such a cute little butt
I love it when he flashes his a$$

[Lightning Rod]

I've had some great robot twat in my lives
last I remember, they were called wives

[stilltrucking]

take a flying fuk at the moon clay
I mean that in the nicest way possible
I did not know you married her
Last I remember you asked and she said no
"you don't like strong women cause they are hip to your tricks" Carly Simon? Or maybe Joni Mitchell

[url=lhttp://www.geocities.com/smilingjacky/mlk.gif]love peace and taco grease[/url]

[stilltrucking]

Love this song
I love Joni Mitchell
I love Canada

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jknv3ltGdXs&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jknv3ltGdXs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

The difference between us is you are looking to make friends
I am looking for an enemy

Cause "friends come and go but enemies accumulate"

If I ever go back to jail, I want them to put me on murderes row, the only place I would feel safe.

[Lightning Rod]

I'm gonna be straight with you here, jack
you need to chill
and you need to stop thinking that you know about doreen's and my personal life
you don't

you are reading a bunch of personal bullshit into these posts that is't there
but I forgot that you don't know anything about creative writing

I'm not going to try and explain the creative tension between doreen and I. I don't know how to.

But in the matter of The Adventures of SRG, I was just having fun and you are trying to portray it as some kind of psychodrama and that's just nonsense. Get off of it padnah.

[stilltrucking]

"Oh my white brother." firesign theatre.

[stilltrucking]

don't sound like fun to me clay
you diss her
she diss you

fuckit
I am going to back out of here before you tell me to shut the fuck up or you will shut me up


I scare easy
I am old
my bones are brittle...

I will look out for you clay
and avoid you from here onwards.


so long clay