Secret Service

[Lightning Rod]

Not many people know this:
I am a member of the Secret Service

I'm so secret that I don't even have sunglasses
or a walky-talky wedged into my ear

Deep Cover is my job description
you could mistake me for a passerby or
a casual observer

this is the price of constant vigilance
nobody sees your night-sweats
or your work. It's in the contract.

They call it non-disclosure
I call it Omerta, the vow of silence
husssshhhh
don't tell anybody
that I'm in the Secret Service

[Lightning Rod]

sorry, if you read this
I'll have to kill you

[saw]

this is my real social security number....412-05- 0625..............

[Sober Duck]

Damn Lightnig!!!!! The office just called. Because you posted this we are going to have to take you out. As I write this there are two solid black Escalades with tinted windows speeding towards your location with several operatives trained to elimate problems within this service. You should have kept your colvert activities to yourself.

[Sober Duck]

We will also send our best operative Craig the eliminator in case our team fails.

[Lightning Rod]

Damn Lightnig!!!!! The office just called. Because you posted this we are going to have to take you out. As I write this there are two solid black Escalades with tinted windows speeding towards your location with several operatives trained to elimate problems within this service. You should have kept your colvert activities to yourself.

damn, duck
it's been a long time
but I know that the service can be hard duty

haven't seen you since the mexican margarita job in Norfuck

I see the Escalades, but they are white

[Sober Duck]

Funny you should mention white. I came across the Monitor Merrimack Bridge Tunnel today and exited the interstate at the fishing docks in Newport News and was followed by two identical quite large white SUVs with tinted windows and both had government tags. I turned right towards town. They turned left towards the docks. This is where I came up with the Escalade idea. This really happened today. I believe because there are so many Mexican laborers working the fishing docks that the two vehicles were INS agents checking green cards. I'm just glad they didn't follow me.

[Lightning Rod]

I was picking you up on my GPS, duck
I knew the Escalades were white
they'll never catch me

(is that a picture of Super Sword Guy?)

[emel.scott]

nice camo mask on Craig, that color scheme is my preference you know