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Post by **Doreen Peri** » August 10th, 2008, 9:14 pm

I went to the pharmacy and asked for birth control.
The pharmacist thought I said burp control.
He gave me some pills and said hold your breath
and lo and behold, now I am blessed
with two little rugrats demanding my time,
but I managed to fit in writing this rhyme.

The pharmacist was a twerp.
I ate him for dinner.
*burp*

Post by **constantine** » August 10th, 2008, 10:05 pm

what a mind!!

Post by **goldenmyst** » August 10th, 2008, 10:19 pm

Doreen, I'd love to hear you read your stuff. I'd laugh my a** off.

John

Post by **Perdida** » August 11th, 2008, 5:56 am

yur a card!

chuckling

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Post by **Doreen Peri** » August 11th, 2008, 2:34 pm

dino, hey, from the inside, it's even worse!

john, you can say ass here. lol

perdida, glad to chuckle ya

Post by **sweetwater** » August 12th, 2008, 12:01 pm

but you were blessed with children

Post by **SmileGRL** » August 12th, 2008, 2:55 pm

so funny miss jazzy

Post by **Doreen Peri** » August 17th, 2008, 10:59 am

sweetwater.... yes, i was.... thank you for reading

smilie ..... happy to make you smile

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