burp control
Posted: August 10th, 2008, 9:14 pm
I went to the pharmacy and asked for birth control.
The pharmacist thought I said burp control.
He gave me some pills and said hold your breath
and lo and behold, now I am blessed
with two little rugrats demanding my time,
but I managed to fit in writing this rhyme.
The pharmacist was a twerp.
I ate him for dinner.
*burp*
The pharmacist thought I said burp control.
He gave me some pills and said hold your breath
and lo and behold, now I am blessed
with two little rugrats demanding my time,
but I managed to fit in writing this rhyme.
The pharmacist was a twerp.
I ate him for dinner.
*burp*