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burp control

Posted: August 10th, 2008, 9:14 pm
by Doreen Peri
I went to the pharmacy and asked for birth control.
The pharmacist thought I said burp control.
He gave me some pills and said hold your breath
and lo and behold, now I am blessed
with two little rugrats demanding my time,
but I managed to fit in writing this rhyme.

The pharmacist was a twerp.
I ate him for dinner.
*burp*

Posted: August 10th, 2008, 10:05 pm
by constantine
what a mind!!

Posted: August 10th, 2008, 10:19 pm
by goldenmyst
Doreen, I'd love to hear you read your stuff. I'd laugh my a** off.

John

Posted: August 11th, 2008, 5:56 am
by Perdida
yur a card!

chuckling

m :D

Posted: August 11th, 2008, 2:34 pm
by Doreen Peri
dino, hey, from the inside, it's even worse! ;)

john, you can say ass here. lol ;)

perdida, glad to chuckle ya :)

Posted: August 12th, 2008, 12:01 pm
by sweetwater
but you were blessed with children

Posted: August 12th, 2008, 2:55 pm
by SmileGRL
so funny miss jazzy 8)

Posted: August 17th, 2008, 10:59 am
by Doreen Peri
sweetwater.... yes, i was.... thank you for reading :)

smilie ..... happy to make you smile :)