Hive! (1st in a children's series about cats)
Posted: August 11th, 2008, 12:28 pm
Beulah was a brazen belle of a kit.
The beauty was scared of none of it.
She'd stalk her prey the exact same way
a soldier sneaks up on his capture.
Full of herself, complete with the wealth
of a feline in full feline rapture!
Beulah thought she was smart, not dumb.
One afternoon on the 4th of June,
she proceeded to follow a hum!
What was it?, she wondered. What was it?, she asked,
then snuck up behind it 'cause that was her task
and YOWCH! poor Beulah got a big surprise!
You should have seen the size of her eyes
when the big queen bee who she couldn't see
stung her on the bum!
Man you should have seen Beulah run!
Mouth full of hive, I'm surprised she's alive.
She thought she was smart, but was dumb!
The beauty was scared of none of it.
She'd stalk her prey the exact same way
a soldier sneaks up on his capture.
Full of herself, complete with the wealth
of a feline in full feline rapture!
Beulah thought she was smart, not dumb.
One afternoon on the 4th of June,
she proceeded to follow a hum!
What was it?, she wondered. What was it?, she asked,
then snuck up behind it 'cause that was her task
and YOWCH! poor Beulah got a big surprise!
You should have seen the size of her eyes
when the big queen bee who she couldn't see
stung her on the bum!
Man you should have seen Beulah run!
Mouth full of hive, I'm surprised she's alive.
She thought she was smart, but was dumb!