Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

80 Proof Romance

she claimed that she needed romance
she said she wanted love poems
and doors to be opened
flowers on her threshold
lovesick telegrams
ballads beneath the balcony
but in the end
three vodkas is all the foreplay she required

cheap date?

I call it a bargain

I thought all your girlfriends drank 200 proof home-brewed moonshine from a mason jar.

that's the spirits.

as a cunning linguist no don't hafta kisss ass like dat!