What I Like About Young Girls

[Lightning Rod]

She is a bit of an airhead
but she's gorgeous
wide set cow eyes

I would rather touch her
than talk with her

Twain, Swift, Wilde
all get blank stares
but her legs are long
breasts like toy brandy
snifter compasses, nipples
pointing
North

She can't do Kant
thinks existentialism is
a new diet

But understands finger language
angular momentum
brownian motion
on the button of birth

It's purely sexual
no trouble with the intellectual
and that's what I like about young girls
Their stories are short.

[Nazz]

The bimbo thing doesn't really work for me, but hey, whatever conjugates your verb. You'll probably get crap for this one, but of course "young" doesn't necessarily imply "illegal", or "minor", so there ya go.

Love the "breasts like toy brandy, snifter compasses" image. Thanks for that one..

[Lightning Rod]

hey, I'm not putting down airheads
some of my best lovers have been.....

if anyone interprets this piece of humor as advocating pedophilia
then that's their problem
I would call it fixated

20 year-old girls are 'young' too
but legal

personally I don't think girls should be legal until they reach the age of maturity, which for some comes after menopause
if at all

[Nazz]

O, I got nothing against airheads either, I guess. Come to think of it, I don't know much about Swift or Kant either!

[Lightning Rod]

what makes professionals? Amateurs.
what makes airheads? Someone who knows just a little bit more.

My grandfather made a living for my family during the depression by playing golf. He told me that the secret was to pick your opponents wisely. It didn't matter if you were Tiger Woods if you were just a little better than your opponent.

corollary: a fool will always find a bigger fool to admire him.

Besides, ignorance can be bliss, and I like happy women.

[Doreen Peri]

You know what young girls like about you?

They can call you grandpa and dirty old man and you can't even hear them 'cause you refuse to wear the hearing aids.

Cracks 'em up.

[Lightning Rod]

You know what young girls like about you?

They can call you grandpa and dirty old man and you can't even hear them 'cause you refuse to wear the hearing aids.

Cracks 'em up.

say what?

[Doreen Peri]

It was a joke.

Have you lost your sense of humor?

A funny joke.



I feel like I'm playing to the lady with the red hat.

geesh

laugh a little, wouldja?

[Lightning Rod]

It was a joke.

Have you lost your sense of humor?

A funny joke.



I feel like I'm playing to the lady with the red hat.

geesh

laugh a little, wouldja?

sorry, I was having trouble with my hearing aid

haha, I guess you didn't get the joke.....say what? (hand cupped behind ear)

[Doreen Peri]

Hahahahahahahaha!

NO, i didn't get it. No voice inflection. This is where emoticons or visuals would come into play, my dear.

the words ....*hand cupped behind ear" would have been a perfect visual.

a winkie face would have been a good addition as well.

Just sayin'

[Lightning Rod]

I think this is part of what we have been going around and around about recently on the humor topic and the 'cyber or in person' thread.

humor often depends on visual aids, check out Carrot Top...haha.

We do the best we can in text. But if you can't see the gesture of my hand cupped behind my ear you don't get the full joke.

I'm a miserable failure at expressing the whole thought in my text, I know. Maybe that's why people get offended sometimes.

I need a TV show...haha

[Doreen Peri]

That's right. And even the "haha" helps.

For years, you have been reluctant to use emoticons. The only one you use now is this one.... .... and you only use it, apparently (or so it seems to me but what do I know?).... when you're laughing at someone.

Maybe I read it wrong. *shrug*... this topic has been explored on the net ad infinitum.

so... if you KNOW the person can't see your hand cupped next to your ear, say *cupping hand around ear* ... makes sense, yes?

Anyway, thanks for joking with me, ya dirty old man, you.

[constantine]

the existentialism line is a classic. i'm sure you are just interested in them for educational purposes.

[Lightning Rod]

dino,

there is a fab story about Sartre
that when he was about eighty
his girlfriend, Simone what's her name
had to come gather him up from the bistro every night
where he would be regaling a table of young girls
who were studying at the Sorbonne
they were buying his wine

[Doreen Peri]

dino,

there is a fab story about Sartre
that when he was about eighty
his girlfriend, Simone what's her name
had to come gather him up from the bistro every night
where he would be regaling a table of young girls
who were studying at the Sorbonne
they were buying his wine

What a great story! Sounds like the perfect life to me! That guy had it made!

I'm sure he and his wife and kids were very proud of him!

Thanks for sharing that, Lightning Rod.

It truly is a fab story!

What an honorable and fine character he had!

The next time I read Sartre, I'll keep this story in mind.

Because this just proves beyond a shadow of doubt that he was truly one of the wisest men who ever lived.