Toots the Turtle
Posted: September 5th, 2008, 11:51 am
Toots the Turtle
They call me Tortuga Toots
my superpowers include
an uncanny ability to move
slowly slowly
I'm armor plated and carry
my hideout on my back
In civilian life I am a pirate,
treasure buried on a beach
in the Galapagos guarded
by my giant tortoise band
When I hit land
the wenches shriek and swoon
they scrape and bump and tap my shell
and lay their eggs beneath the moon
I'll probably live forever
if they don't catch me first
They call me Tortuga Toots
my superpowers include
an uncanny ability to move
slowly slowly
I'm armor plated and carry
my hideout on my back
In civilian life I am a pirate,
treasure buried on a beach
in the Galapagos guarded
by my giant tortoise band
When I hit land
the wenches shriek and swoon
they scrape and bump and tap my shell
and lay their eggs beneath the moon
I'll probably live forever
if they don't catch me first