Bullshit Filter #4
Posted: September 25th, 2008, 3:53 pm
in the mechanics of reasoning
in the hydraulics of thought
we can absorb bogus information
as easily as we can absorb the truth
simple osmosis through a delicate membrane
the bullshit filter is a weave of facts and skepticism
it is a necessary appliance for balanced sight
and it is recommended that you change yours
every three months
for six simple payments of $19.95
we will deliver replacement filters
guaranteed to ionize your negative dreams
help you see that it's not what it seems
consult your doctor, clean air has side effects
in the hydraulics of thought
we can absorb bogus information
as easily as we can absorb the truth
simple osmosis through a delicate membrane
the bullshit filter is a weave of facts and skepticism
it is a necessary appliance for balanced sight
and it is recommended that you change yours
every three months
for six simple payments of $19.95
we will deliver replacement filters
guaranteed to ionize your negative dreams
help you see that it's not what it seems
consult your doctor, clean air has side effects