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bitch

Posted: October 19th, 2008, 3:03 pm
by Doreen Peri
she's a blatant
bigmouth blabbering bitch
an incessant outa line whiner
a seriously psychotic snark,
a downright dreary dominant
queen of the rag
a hostile hoodrat whore

she's fucked all your friends
oh yeah, word up!
she's an uncool slut

she'll rub your back
and cook you steak
she thinks she's da shit
and she ain't.

she's a self-proclaimed
holy mother of the universe,
a grumble goddess, a curse.
she got diarrhea dribble lips –
she's a frigid flip,
a brazen bubble brain,
an intolerant ignant
a nasty nose nuisance!

someone oughta slap her fast
fuck her in the frickin ass!

bitch about this bitch about that
machine gun rat-a-tat-tat
dis bitch she's a guitar outa tune
steppin' hard on the
wah wah wah wah

blah blah blah blah blah
shut the fuck up

she probably chews
with her frickin mouth open
.
.
.

dp.10.19.08

Posted: October 19th, 2008, 3:26 pm
by Arcadia
wow!, impressive hostility rant, doreen!!!!! :shock:

Posted: October 19th, 2008, 3:34 pm
by Doreen Peri
thanks arcadia

self loathing is my most endearing quality

lol ;)

Posted: October 19th, 2008, 3:36 pm
by Lightning Rod
if I comment on this, I'll catch shit no matter what
so, I'll just say, "I read it"

Posted: October 19th, 2008, 3:40 pm
by Doreen Peri
thanks for reading it

to know me is to love me

Posted: October 19th, 2008, 3:52 pm
by Lightning Rod
doreen peri wrote:thanks for reading it

to know me is to love me
especially in the biblical sense

Posted: October 19th, 2008, 11:27 pm
by Nazz
blatant bigmouth blabbering is not necessarily a bad thing in these times. seems to come with the territory. seems to challenge the territory.

Posted: October 20th, 2008, 10:18 am
by Doreen Peri
mnaz... really? cool!

and just when i was trying to learn to restrain myself

thing is nobody likes a bigmouth right? but bitches don't care about popularity so it doesn't matter to us, er i mean them ;)

heh

(thanks for reading)

Posted: October 20th, 2008, 11:24 am
by mousey1
Bitches are testy
but they're also zesty
and some are just plain cool!

Besides bitch is in the eye of the beholder
so if I, for instance, stay away from the mirror
I can go on forever not disdaining a fool! :P

Loved this poem, Doreen. Sooooo funny.

We really need to laugh at ourselves (with love of course).

Posted: October 20th, 2008, 11:29 am
by diesel dyke
nice work doreen 8)

izzy says everything reminds me of someting

even so

the poem

reminds me of a santayana quote about dignity
which reminds of a niezsche quote about manure

dueling quotes :roll:

Nice

Posted: October 21st, 2008, 8:02 am
by RJ
I just had a chance to sit back and sip on this one, this is lyrically sound. "Queen of the rag" - I love it :lol:

Posted: October 23rd, 2008, 5:07 pm
by SmileGRL
heh...doreen, my "darling" in laws think i'm a selfish, silly, lazy, crazy, big mouth, multi-colored brastrap showin, tattooed, green toenailed, micro managing bitch...so...nice to know i'm not alone out there...hahahaha :mrgreen:

oh ps. don't forget godless and finger licking...heh

Posted: October 23rd, 2008, 7:10 pm
by goldenmyst
Doreen, shout it out Sistah!!! More power to ya! Now I'm hiding back in my corner. hehe

John

Posted: October 28th, 2008, 1:58 am
by hester_prynne
halleluyeah!
digthacrazybitch...
struck a chord!
H 8)