1000th post

[Lightning Rod]

It is my extreme pleasure to make the 1000th post here in the creative writing board. What a lucky guy I am.

I stand on the shoulder of giants

(also, as the 1000th poster on this board, I win the Cadillac and the million dollars. Sorry guys.)

[Toerag]

Congratulations 'Rod.....the car burns oil and the money don't spend....but you still won....hell, it's the priniciple of the thing....right?

[Lightning Rod]

good to see your face, toe

yeah, that was seven thousand posts ago

now we're moving up on 10,000 posts

the prize for that will be God's used Aston Martin

it doesn't burn oil or even gas

because in the gastank are many happy minnows

and each one's last name is perpetual motion

[Doreen Peri]

Toerag!

You are truly a sight for sore eyes......

I will write....

-d

[Zlatko Waterman]

Dear Grand:

A Grand of posts.

Those of us lucky enough to ghost in here get what we deserve:

the pleasure of your company, d's, WIREMAN, judih, mnaz, mtmynd, hester, perezoso . . .and all the rest . . .

Electrically yours, ghosting . . . .I AM the president,

Richard M. Nixon

[Toerag]

Damn...Mr. Waterman...you look like a Zlatko Waterman...LOL...how ya been ya old reprobate?

How yall are L'rod and Dorrie?....(Beauty and the Beast)....hope your Christmas was blessed and your New Year will be healthy and prosperous....I just hope my New Year is a full 365 days....yall be good now...ya hear?

[Doreen Peri]

hey Toe! the beauty is a beast, i tell ya! he's a hairy sonofabitch and he and i want to say that if your new year ain't a full 365 days, we're fixin' to head out your way and personally extend the calendar, ya hear?