Stimulous Plan
Posted: January 30th, 2009, 9:12 pm
She was a stimulus package
charged a tax on friction
you can't believe the joy
when she put her hands in your pockets
a one-pocket job was cut-rate
but a two-pocket job
was higher than the unemployment rate
and if you wanted a real bailout it was more
she could jawbone the inflation rate
turn an erection to a market correction
she had an economy of her own
leave the money on the dresser
charged a tax on friction
you can't believe the joy
when she put her hands in your pockets
a one-pocket job was cut-rate
but a two-pocket job
was higher than the unemployment rate
and if you wanted a real bailout it was more
she could jawbone the inflation rate
turn an erection to a market correction
she had an economy of her own
leave the money on the dresser