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Stimulous Plan

Posted: January 30th, 2009, 9:12 pm
by Lightning Rod
She was a stimulus package
charged a tax on friction
you can't believe the joy
when she put her hands in your pockets

a one-pocket job was cut-rate
but a two-pocket job
was higher than the unemployment rate
and if you wanted a real bailout it was more

she could jawbone the inflation rate
turn an erection to a market correction
she had an economy of her own
leave the money on the dresser

Posted: January 31st, 2009, 5:29 am
by Nazz
The old west was service-oriented.
I guess the new west isn't much different?

Posted: January 31st, 2009, 10:57 pm
by justwalt
can't help but say, this reminds me of when I was 17, and
a little known hole-in-the-wall back alley bar in Houston....
...I had to run out of.

stop speaking the truth