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Extra! Extra! Greatest Story Ever Told

Posted: February 28th, 2009, 5:18 am
by Lightning Rod
Greatest Story Ever Told

what a perfect story to take everybody's mind
and transport us from problems that numb
Mencken would have been wordless
Winchell would have been dumb

The Octomom!
a media phenom
it's the hottest story since Mother Mary
dominoed

here is a girl who looks like she
botoxed her lips with hot-glue
has more kids than Jesus had disciples
and she's a virgin too

Pulitzer or Hearst would have died for a story like this
It didn't take Dr. Phil long to glom on
and every other quack expert is dissecting
the poor woman and hating her because she is loving it

Posted: February 28th, 2009, 7:16 am
by Doreen Peri
best poem i've read by you in long time

THIS is a poem ...

Posted: February 28th, 2009, 10:02 am
by justwalt
Dead on the money...lightning strikes again...

"a media phenom" ...yeah, keepin' America's mind off of our
fuckin' financial crashing...and in other breaking news...
here's what a 28 million dollar chair looks like...

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/65522/original.jpg

walt

Posted: March 1st, 2009, 1:05 pm
by Lightning Rod
doreen, I see I caught you in a good mood

thanks walt
(I Want that chair!)

Posted: March 1st, 2009, 2:24 pm
by Nazz
"quack expert". love that one. (aren't we all?)