Extra! Extra! Greatest Story Ever Told
Posted: February 28th, 2009, 5:18 am
Greatest Story Ever Told
what a perfect story to take everybody's mind
and transport us from problems that numb
Mencken would have been wordless
Winchell would have been dumb
The Octomom!
a media phenom
it's the hottest story since Mother Mary
dominoed
here is a girl who looks like she
botoxed her lips with hot-glue
has more kids than Jesus had disciples
and she's a virgin too
Pulitzer or Hearst would have died for a story like this
It didn't take Dr. Phil long to glom on
and every other quack expert is dissecting
the poor woman and hating her because she is loving it
what a perfect story to take everybody's mind
and transport us from problems that numb
Mencken would have been wordless
Winchell would have been dumb
The Octomom!
a media phenom
it's the hottest story since Mother Mary
dominoed
here is a girl who looks like she
botoxed her lips with hot-glue
has more kids than Jesus had disciples
and she's a virgin too
Pulitzer or Hearst would have died for a story like this
It didn't take Dr. Phil long to glom on
and every other quack expert is dissecting
the poor woman and hating her because she is loving it