The Heightened Sense of a Dog
Posted: April 3rd, 2009, 3:52 am
That big black moron mongrel
is barking again like a lobotomized bird
that snarls and slobbers every five seconds
instead of a merely annoying cuckoo.
I've learned to mark time by the hoarseness
in his vile throat, my attempts at quieting
the wretched excuse for a canine by sticking
my head our the window and screaming,
Shut The Fuck Up ! You Miserable Mangy Mangle
of Shit !....have fallen on deaf ears that are supposed
to hear frequencies that I cannot, Yeah, Right !
Mans Best Friend My Ass !
is barking again like a lobotomized bird
that snarls and slobbers every five seconds
instead of a merely annoying cuckoo.
I've learned to mark time by the hoarseness
in his vile throat, my attempts at quieting
the wretched excuse for a canine by sticking
my head our the window and screaming,
Shut The Fuck Up ! You Miserable Mangy Mangle
of Shit !....have fallen on deaf ears that are supposed
to hear frequencies that I cannot, Yeah, Right !
Mans Best Friend My Ass !
