The Corporate World

[Lightning Rod]

for problems you can't endure
for which there is no cure
or if we're just not sure
Have a meeting.

Look like you're busy
pretend your heart is beating
it's simple but effective
Have a meeting

put it on your calendar
you can prove it, you're not cheating
there from gavel to gavel, yes let's
Have a meeting

We can convene and then adjourn
the business will be fleeting
but it looks like something's getting done, yes
let's Have a meeting.

Issue a statement, no, a resolution
establish a study group seeking a solution
or a sub-committee could maybe solve
the problems you are defeating
because it gives you the perfect chance
to Have Another Meeting.

[Doreen Peri]

They scheduled a meeting on Friday at noon.
The purpose was to appoint a Meeting Guru.
Once selected, the Guru elected
to have the meetings weekly.
"These will be necessary", he stated meekly,
"In order to determine when future meetings
should happen and past meetings should have begun."

It was a wonder they got anything done.

[Lightning Rod]

I will comment as soon as I return from my meeting