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Union Rules

Posted: April 26th, 2009, 5:30 pm
by Lightning Rod
she had no sense of humor
thus didn't know how serious I was

her idea of foreplay was washing the car
looked at her husbands as employees

my union is stronger than the Teamsters
I work hard but on my own clock

and if I hardly work
I do it on my own clock as well

because my idea of hell
is being micromanaged

don't tell me what to do or when to do it
just laugh with me and the work will do itself