Gog, Magog and George
Posted: August 9th, 2009, 3:54 pm
Note:
Apologies in advance for this rangy poem-- well, not so much a "poem" but a rat-a-tat storm of riffs and rim shots, which took shape as I sipped a screwdriver and read a printout of comments about an article I found on AlterNet. So yes, it's apparently a true story. The "riffs" just came, pages and pages of them, "cathartic" and all that.
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Skull ‘n Bones boy.
Visions of Apocalypse in 2003.
He even called the French President.
“Jacques, don’t worry, it’s God’s will!”
“Gog and Magog! It’s in the Bible!”
"Erase our enemies for a New Age!"
Jacques was baffled.
“I’ll think about it, George.”
Damn French surrender monkeys.
Wuss-ass Germans, Russians too.
Maybe George was drinking.
Heard it from some late nite preacher.
Ezekiel in the valley of dem dry bones.
The Bible is good; battle songs, wisdom.
Could use an editor though.
Maybe a translator.
You need a drink in you to parse it.
Now the poem writes itself
in parody, satire,
the big weapons.
Don’t fear the prophets, boys.
Ezekiel went out for a toke, that’s all.
Saw a dust devil or something.
Maybe The Lord in a whirlwind.
Too quiet in the desert.
You start to hear things.
Like fossils screaming at you.
Got your finger on the button.
Mountain on a mole hill.
Just smells like God.
Tap tap, hello? George, you there?
Can you mobilize the military against Gog?
I’d like that. Can you do it for me?
And quickly now, it’s getting hot.
Free will.
Determinism.
Free will.
Determinism.
Six lines of
destiny.
George was like Caligula
talking up war against Neptune.
Only back then it was sea shells,
not weapons of mass extinction.
Okay, so fear the prophets.
Shoot the messengers.
He was a real gone cat,
and we was a real gone race.
Made weapons from the tiniest particles.
Real big ones too, oh Lordy, picture it!
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.
Gog, Magog, Gog, Magog. Gog!
The economy runs on them.
Horrible creatures.
“He was drunk.
“He was always drunk.”
“It was the ultimate failure of journalists.”
“Couldn’t smell the endless liters of booze
sloshing through the Decider’s mind.”
Glassy eyed.
Apocalypse is a 24-year old tee shirt.
Some heavy metal hair band.
Some drive-thru disaster.
Old news, man.
God, these loonies.
Bounce bounce bounce.
Strange time signature.
Magog was a son of Japheth.
Hardly the stuff of Apocalypse.
So it’s the Twelfth Century again.
Go out and fight for my God!
Maybe stop at Dairy Queen.
God, these loonies.
All they do is write poetry.
They’re trying to get the bomb.
God help us if they get the bomb.
Everyone got the bomb.
Too late.
Don’t stand near shit we don’t like.
The bomber-planes, remember?
You can be the pilot next time.
Tough break.
Cogs in the overlord’s wheels!
Twisted, fisted, rolled out, sold out.
The usual tuna surprise meatloaf.
God help us if they get the bomb.
Let me at those bastards.
The poem writes itself.
Man we were this close!
Mineral wealth and oil.
Lions, tigers and bears.
Oh my!
They lead us.
Why don’t we lead?
Religion will beat itself up.
Strata whisper in the desert.
Gentle murmur of God.
Trouble ahead.
Apocalypse is not End Times.
Nothing us mortals could do
even if it were about that.
So, might as well be.
It’s too complex.
There can be no peace.
We shall complex ourselves
into a pretzel of tribulation.
Instrument of the Lord.
Hear me blow!
Apologies in advance for this rangy poem-- well, not so much a "poem" but a rat-a-tat storm of riffs and rim shots, which took shape as I sipped a screwdriver and read a printout of comments about an article I found on AlterNet. So yes, it's apparently a true story. The "riffs" just came, pages and pages of them, "cathartic" and all that.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Skull ‘n Bones boy.
Visions of Apocalypse in 2003.
He even called the French President.
“Jacques, don’t worry, it’s God’s will!”
“Gog and Magog! It’s in the Bible!”
"Erase our enemies for a New Age!"
Jacques was baffled.
“I’ll think about it, George.”
Damn French surrender monkeys.
Wuss-ass Germans, Russians too.
Maybe George was drinking.
Heard it from some late nite preacher.
Ezekiel in the valley of dem dry bones.
The Bible is good; battle songs, wisdom.
Could use an editor though.
Maybe a translator.
You need a drink in you to parse it.
Now the poem writes itself
in parody, satire,
the big weapons.
Don’t fear the prophets, boys.
Ezekiel went out for a toke, that’s all.
Saw a dust devil or something.
Maybe The Lord in a whirlwind.
Too quiet in the desert.
You start to hear things.
Like fossils screaming at you.
Got your finger on the button.
Mountain on a mole hill.
Just smells like God.
Tap tap, hello? George, you there?
Can you mobilize the military against Gog?
I’d like that. Can you do it for me?
And quickly now, it’s getting hot.
Free will.
Determinism.
Free will.
Determinism.
Six lines of
destiny.
George was like Caligula
talking up war against Neptune.
Only back then it was sea shells,
not weapons of mass extinction.
Okay, so fear the prophets.
Shoot the messengers.
He was a real gone cat,
and we was a real gone race.
Made weapons from the tiniest particles.
Real big ones too, oh Lordy, picture it!
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.
Gog, Magog, Gog, Magog. Gog!
The economy runs on them.
Horrible creatures.
“He was drunk.
“He was always drunk.”
“It was the ultimate failure of journalists.”
“Couldn’t smell the endless liters of booze
sloshing through the Decider’s mind.”
Glassy eyed.
Apocalypse is a 24-year old tee shirt.
Some heavy metal hair band.
Some drive-thru disaster.
Old news, man.
God, these loonies.
Bounce bounce bounce.
Strange time signature.
Magog was a son of Japheth.
Hardly the stuff of Apocalypse.
So it’s the Twelfth Century again.
Go out and fight for my God!
Maybe stop at Dairy Queen.
God, these loonies.
All they do is write poetry.
They’re trying to get the bomb.
God help us if they get the bomb.
Everyone got the bomb.
Too late.
Don’t stand near shit we don’t like.
The bomber-planes, remember?
You can be the pilot next time.
Tough break.
Cogs in the overlord’s wheels!
Twisted, fisted, rolled out, sold out.
The usual tuna surprise meatloaf.
God help us if they get the bomb.
Let me at those bastards.
The poem writes itself.
Man we were this close!
Mineral wealth and oil.
Lions, tigers and bears.
Oh my!
They lead us.
Why don’t we lead?
Religion will beat itself up.
Strata whisper in the desert.
Gentle murmur of God.
Trouble ahead.
Apocalypse is not End Times.
Nothing us mortals could do
even if it were about that.
So, might as well be.
It’s too complex.
There can be no peace.
We shall complex ourselves
into a pretzel of tribulation.
Instrument of the Lord.
Hear me blow!