shrink
Posted: August 31st, 2009, 4:17 pm
after costly personal testing
I learned my state of consciousness
had fallen into the non-ordinary range
which the man in the white smock explained
meant there was little hope
that I would ever be normal.....
"Thank God !!", I replied
and he said, "No, No, you don't understand,
you are simply not employable."
Thank God !!, doctor, thank god you are on my side !"
"No you idiot, these are not good things to have on your record."
"But, Ive never made a record, doc."
" NO, NO, NO, you fool, I'm talking about the data we have on you."
"Extraordinary, isn't it ?"
"NO, NO, NO, NO, you moron, I'm trying to be as tactful as I can,
you just don't measure up!"
" Funny that's what mom and dad said too, but all of you are wrong about that, every single one of my girlfriends tells me that,
that is simply not true."
"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO !!!!.....GET OUT OF MY OFFICE !!!!"
I learned my state of consciousness
had fallen into the non-ordinary range
which the man in the white smock explained
meant there was little hope
that I would ever be normal.....
"Thank God !!", I replied
and he said, "No, No, you don't understand,
you are simply not employable."
Thank God !!, doctor, thank god you are on my side !"
"No you idiot, these are not good things to have on your record."
"But, Ive never made a record, doc."
" NO, NO, NO, you fool, I'm talking about the data we have on you."
"Extraordinary, isn't it ?"
"NO, NO, NO, NO, you moron, I'm trying to be as tactful as I can,
you just don't measure up!"
" Funny that's what mom and dad said too, but all of you are wrong about that, every single one of my girlfriends tells me that,
that is simply not true."
"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO !!!!.....GET OUT OF MY OFFICE !!!!"