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Fictitious Books ;) (or Pun with Titles)

Post by Doreen Peri » January 11th, 2005, 11:17 pm

"Brushed Canvas" - by Al Fresco

"98.6" - Ben Dover

"Poisoned!" - by Sal Manilla

"Discovering the Milky Way" - by Candy Barr

"Fenced In" - by Barb Dwyer

"Law & Disorder"- by Sue Yu

"Island Sailing" - by Crystal Claire Waters

"The Age of Enlightenment in Paintings" - by Art Major

"Contemporary Landscape Archetecture" - by Dan D. Lyons

"Drill This!" - by Dr. DeKay, DDS

"Iraqi Reconstruction & the Historical Significance of Democratic Virtues" - by Warren Peace

"Carnival" - by Ferris Wheele

"A Thorn in my Side"- by Rose Bush

"Hardball" - by Harry Johnson

"Color Me Envious" - by Kelly Green

"Italian Cooking for the Amateur Chef" - by Al Dente

"The Funniest Riddles & Puns on Earth" - by Joe King

"No Time to Diet?" - by Eaton Wright

"The Ultimate Louisiana Tourist Guide"- Marty Graw

"Midi Orchestration for the Tone Deaf" - Paige Turner
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Post by e_dog » January 11th, 2005, 11:37 pm

someone has too much thyme on her hands?

just kidding.
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Post by Doreen Peri » January 11th, 2005, 11:46 pm

LOL!!!

nope, e-

this is how I get my kicks.

I like to have a little pun once and a while.

:D

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Post by hester_prynne » January 11th, 2005, 11:58 pm

You forgot "Sewing Lessons", by Anita Needle.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by mindbum » January 12th, 2005, 12:09 am

color me envious by kelly green

that one's my favorite.
i loves me a good pun.
arrr.

louis ginsberg's pun:

Q: what'd the envelope say to the stamp?
A: you may be square but you send me.

apparently lou ginsberg collected puns.
categorized and filed them.
godless & songless, western man dances with the stuffed gorilla through all the blind alleys of a dead-end world.

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Post by Doreen Peri » January 12th, 2005, 12:10 am

oh yeah! Thanks, hest!

which reminds me very little of the time i was reading

"Sew What?" - by S. T. Ichez

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Post by Doreen Peri » January 12th, 2005, 12:31 am

oh and I forgot, there's also...

"Wheels & Tread – Poetry Where the Rubber Meets the Road" - by Cycle

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Post by Doreen Peri » January 13th, 2005, 12:26 am

whoops! Came back to add these I'd forgotten to tell you about...


"Many Man Smoke - Fu Man Chu" - by T. Backo

and

"Carousel Rider" - by Mary G. Rownd

and don't forget to charge this one on your Mastercard

"How to Get Out of Debt in 12 Easy Steps" - by Bill Meelater

And then there's the must-have book where all your questions are answered.

It's called

"All About Everything" - by E. N. Sychlopedias (greek dude... great reading!)

One more...(for now.. :D)

I highly recommend the little known and overlooked novel
by Paul Bairer called "Funeral Pyre."

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Post by Doreen Peri » January 13th, 2005, 12:35 am

mindbum... I missed ya! (damn internet)... plus it was a late night last night writing titles but anyway, I'm sorry...

who's Lou Ginsberg?


here's another one I forgot to add...


"Boys Pants Half Off -
Winning Advertising Slogans for the Entrepreneur" - by Christian Church & Michael Jack's son, Ginspurge


LOL!! I crack myself up

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Post by Doreen Peri » January 16th, 2005, 12:28 am

I forgot to mention the obscure novel called

"Orange Pekoe" - by T. Brewer

and don't forget to check out

"Possible Cures for the AIDS Epidemic" - by Sharon Kneedals

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Post by mindbum » January 16th, 2005, 5:11 am

louis ginsberg is allen's pa.

a poet in his own right.
godless & songless, western man dances with the stuffed gorilla through all the blind alleys of a dead-end world.

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Post by Doreen Peri » January 20th, 2005, 12:04 am

aha! I'll have to look him up! Thanks for filling me in, mindbum!

here's another few fictitious books you might want to explore

"Apple Dunking" - by Bob Waters

"Dirt Talk" - by Uneeda Bath

"The One-Legged Bandit" - by Eileen Robber

"The 13th Floor"- by S. Cal Ayter

"Riverspan" - by Bill D. Bridges

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Post by Doreen Peri » January 21st, 2005, 3:45 pm

Oh and for a good laugh, don't forget to read

"Bellyachin' " - by Maya Pendicks

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Post by hester_prynne » January 21st, 2005, 8:27 pm

Just read "Trails in the Sand", by Squat and Leaveitt.

It stunk.
















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Post by Doreen Peri » January 21st, 2005, 8:54 pm

LOL!!!!!! :P

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