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Fictitious Books ;) (or Pun with Titles)
Posted: January 11th, 2005, 11:17 pm
by Doreen Peri
"Brushed Canvas" - by Al Fresco
"98.6" - Ben Dover
"Poisoned!" - by Sal Manilla
"Discovering the Milky Way" - by Candy Barr
"Fenced In" - by Barb Dwyer
"Law & Disorder"- by Sue Yu
"Island Sailing" - by Crystal Claire Waters
"The Age of Enlightenment in Paintings" - by Art Major
"Contemporary Landscape Archetecture" - by Dan D. Lyons
"Drill This!" - by Dr. DeKay, DDS
"Iraqi Reconstruction & the Historical Significance of Democratic Virtues" - by Warren Peace
"Carnival" - by Ferris Wheele
"A Thorn in my Side"- by Rose Bush
"Hardball" - by Harry Johnson
"Color Me Envious" - by Kelly Green
"Italian Cooking for the Amateur Chef" - by Al Dente
"The Funniest Riddles & Puns on Earth" - by Joe King
"No Time to Diet?" - by Eaton Wright
"The Ultimate Louisiana Tourist Guide"- Marty Graw
"Midi Orchestration for the Tone Deaf" - Paige Turner
Posted: January 11th, 2005, 11:37 pm
by e_dog
someone has too much thyme on her hands?
just kidding.
Posted: January 11th, 2005, 11:46 pm
by Doreen Peri
LOL!!!
nope, e-
this is how I get my kicks.
I like to have a little pun once and a while.
Posted: January 11th, 2005, 11:58 pm
by hester_prynne
Posted: January 12th, 2005, 12:09 am
by mindbum
color me envious by kelly green
that one's my favorite.
i loves me a good pun.
arrr.
louis ginsberg's pun:
Q: what'd the envelope say to the stamp?
A: you may be square but you send me.
apparently lou ginsberg collected puns.
categorized and filed them.
Posted: January 12th, 2005, 12:10 am
by Doreen Peri
Posted: January 12th, 2005, 12:31 am
by Doreen Peri
oh and I forgot, there's also...
"Wheels & Tread – Poetry Where the Rubber Meets the Road" - by Cycle
Posted: January 13th, 2005, 12:26 am
by Doreen Peri
whoops! Came back to add these I'd forgotten to tell you about...
"Many Man Smoke - Fu Man Chu" - by T. Backo
and
"Carousel Rider" - by Mary G. Rownd
and don't forget to charge this one on your Mastercard
"How to Get Out of Debt in 12 Easy Steps" - by Bill Meelater
And then there's the must-have book where all your questions are answered.
It's called
"All About Everything" - by E. N. Sychlopedias (greek dude... great reading!)
One more...(for now..
)
I highly recommend the little known and overlooked novel
by Paul Bairer called "Funeral Pyre."
Posted: January 13th, 2005, 12:35 am
by Doreen Peri
mindbum... I missed ya! (damn internet)... plus it was a late night last night writing titles but anyway, I'm sorry...
who's Lou Ginsberg?
here's another one I forgot to add...
"Boys Pants Half Off -
Winning Advertising Slogans for the Entrepreneur" - by Christian Church & Michael Jack's son, Ginspurge
LOL!! I crack myself up
Posted: January 16th, 2005, 12:28 am
by Doreen Peri
I forgot to mention the obscure novel called
"Orange Pekoe" - by T. Brewer
and don't forget to check out
"Possible Cures for the AIDS Epidemic" - by Sharon Kneedals
Posted: January 16th, 2005, 5:11 am
by mindbum
louis ginsberg is allen's pa.
a poet in his own right.
Posted: January 20th, 2005, 12:04 am
by Doreen Peri
aha! I'll have to look him up! Thanks for filling me in, mindbum!
here's another few fictitious books you might want to explore
"Apple Dunking" - by Bob Waters
"Dirt Talk" - by Uneeda Bath
"The One-Legged Bandit" - by Eileen Robber
"The 13th Floor"- by S. Cal Ayter
"Riverspan" - by Bill D. Bridges
Posted: January 21st, 2005, 3:45 pm
by Doreen Peri
Oh and for a good laugh, don't forget to read
"Bellyachin' " - by Maya Pendicks
Posted: January 21st, 2005, 8:27 pm
by hester_prynne
Just read "Trails in the Sand", by Squat and Leaveitt.
It stunk.
heeeeeeheeeeeeeheeeeeeheeeeeeee
Posted: January 21st, 2005, 8:54 pm
by Doreen Peri
LOL!!!!!!
