Everybody's a Star!
Posted: February 13th, 2010, 4:05 am
Gotchyer Look@ME brand shinin'?
Gotta new hook? Gonna be on Color TV?
Are the film crews cruisin' up filmin' ya?
Purty darn cool, eh? Hey! Look at YOU!
Gotta blog, too? And a marketing guru advisor?
Are the size of your eyes bigger than the size
of your nouns? Verbs don't count, baayyyybee!
Getchyerself a flicker trick, a quick dip of an
oil stick, measure the depth of yer STICKY
stuff, tell me sweeetheart? Ain't ya had enough?
OR do ya wanna be a Reality Show Star?
Here's the spot! Just in case ya ARE
a HOT mamma, COOL daddy, beat golf caddy...
Camera's are circlin' in, bigtime bro and other kin,
THIS is your moment! This is IT! Get OUTA the car
and run, son... let GO of that wheel and GO, sista!
Everybody's a star, why aren't you? It's true!
You can have yer own brand and everything,
make a LOGO outa yerself (wealth be not proud)
as IF somebody's gonna BUY you up,
you slut, but oh OK I got carried away,
din't mean to call you names or nuthin' ....
HAHAHA! nahhh... you're not seeking stardom,
I was just kidding, of course....
Everybody's a Star! What could be worse?
Whew! Must be a curse!
I just KNEW you'd understand.
Damn. Don't brand me with a logo or nuthin', please!
I'm going to go eat a sandwich and watch TV.
Gotta new hook? Gonna be on Color TV?
Are the film crews cruisin' up filmin' ya?
Purty darn cool, eh? Hey! Look at YOU!
Gotta blog, too? And a marketing guru advisor?
Are the size of your eyes bigger than the size
of your nouns? Verbs don't count, baayyyybee!
Getchyerself a flicker trick, a quick dip of an
oil stick, measure the depth of yer STICKY
stuff, tell me sweeetheart? Ain't ya had enough?
OR do ya wanna be a Reality Show Star?
Here's the spot! Just in case ya ARE
a HOT mamma, COOL daddy, beat golf caddy...
Camera's are circlin' in, bigtime bro and other kin,
THIS is your moment! This is IT! Get OUTA the car
and run, son... let GO of that wheel and GO, sista!
Everybody's a star, why aren't you? It's true!
You can have yer own brand and everything,
make a LOGO outa yerself (wealth be not proud)
as IF somebody's gonna BUY you up,
you slut, but oh OK I got carried away,
din't mean to call you names or nuthin' ....
HAHAHA! nahhh... you're not seeking stardom,
I was just kidding, of course....
Everybody's a Star! What could be worse?
Whew! Must be a curse!
I just KNEW you'd understand.
Damn. Don't brand me with a logo or nuthin', please!
I'm going to go eat a sandwich and watch TV.
