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HYPE!!! (Ever laughed this hard?)

Posted: June 6th, 2010, 6:26 pm
by ChatmanTL
HYPE!! (Ever laughed this hard?)
by T Lewis Chatman

ever laughed so hard that you could'nt explain
to those who came to the rescue
how a puppy almost made you wet your pants
and nobody really attacked you?

well......

on a dark winter's night a group of friends
jammin' the jams of oldies and "faves"
talkin' dreams and puffin' smoke from trees
had a clownish effect on the way they behaved

when the talkin' gets around to nightmares
all volunteer their own creepy tales
building the hype like those campfire stories
but the last one told was best without fail

said he came home one day to find mom asleep
laying on the couch, but he could'nt see her face
went to wake her up and she had glowing red eyes
a zombie mom chased him all over the place

the two brothers later escorted the scared female home
the hype from that tale shook the crew to the core
upon arrival at her house all the lights were out
and even the guys were afraid to walk through the door

she got down in a track runners stance
called out for her nephew just to play it wise
"move back 'cause I'm gettin' the hell outta here
if this boy has glowing red eyes"

well, he came out looking normal
so the brothers bid them farewell
they quickly made their way back home
because the night was creepy as that tale

then they heard a noise of footsteps
coming from a neighbor's walkway
and suddenly they were both raptured in fright
they did'nt know what to say

it was bad enough to be scared already
and the noise made it worse for the guys
they peered to see what was approaching
and of all things, it was two glowing red eyes

the boys grabbed and held each other in shock
the nightmare was coming true
closer and closer those eyes were coming
they did'nt know what to do

AAAAHHHHH!!!! they screamed so loud
it echoed across the skys
and it turned out to be a little puppy dog
looking like "what the hell is wrong with those guys?"

as if an elephant was standing on their stomachs
and they could'nt catch their breathe
the laughter erupted for at least 15 minutes
from scaring themselves half to death

DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!!!!!!

Posted: June 7th, 2010, 6:29 am
by stilltrucking
Good advice