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Post by Doreen Peri » June 7th, 2010, 11:35 am

Paper towels
Cat food
Coffee cream
Fresh veggies, incl. spinach
Fresh fruit, incl. strawberries
Advil = large size
Power drill
Piano sheet music - Chopin
A plane ticket to Jamaica
A male blow-up doll
Black stiletto heels
An iPhone

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Post by constantine » June 7th, 2010, 3:56 pm

coolamundo!

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Post by Doreen Peri » June 7th, 2010, 6:55 pm

;)

Shopping list continued
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I pint Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia
Three bottles of 1995 Dom Perignon
Red picnic tablecloth
Circular saw
Pitchfork
Fishnet stockings (w/seams)
Two blankets
A portable CD player
Frank Sinatra CD
Mascara
Napkins
Stoned Wheat Thin crackers
Brie
Video camera

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Post by constantine » June 7th, 2010, 7:00 pm

yay! brie!!

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Post by Doreen Peri » June 7th, 2010, 8:37 pm

Chanel #5
Arsenic
Barbecue skewers
Scissors
Tiki-tiki lamps
Shovel
Sod
Jumbo shrimp

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Post by constantine » June 7th, 2010, 9:05 pm

grab some coffee filters... please?

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Post by Doreen Peri » June 7th, 2010, 9:20 pm

Coffee filters
Potato peeler
Mardi Gras mask
Rope

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Post by Doreen Peri » June 7th, 2010, 9:31 pm

Shake 'n' Bake
Frying pan
Ballet slippers
Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Assault rifle

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Post by SadLuckDame » June 7th, 2010, 9:32 pm

murder and a bar-b-q?

I'll take big red gum
and tranquillizers for my dog
`Do you know, I was so angry, Kitty,' Alice went on...`when I saw all the mischief you had been doing, I was very nearly opening the window, and putting you out into the snow! And you'd have deserved it, you
little mischievous darling!
~Lewis Carroll

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Post by Doreen Peri » June 7th, 2010, 9:34 pm

4 packages of Big Red gum
Dog tranquilizers
Refill antidepressant prescription
AAA batteries

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Post by SadLuckDame » June 7th, 2010, 9:40 pm

Don't murder me,
and don't murder you.

A package of index cards
small composition book
pencils
Doreen's photograph
tape-recorder
gel pens
`Do you know, I was so angry, Kitty,' Alice went on...`when I saw all the mischief you had been doing, I was very nearly opening the window, and putting you out into the snow! And you'd have deserved it, you
little mischievous darling!
~Lewis Carroll

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Post by constantine » June 7th, 2010, 9:51 pm

pennzoil
dixie cups
windex
stridex
diced scungili
bosco

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Post by Doreen Peri » June 7th, 2010, 10:01 pm

Rubber band ball
Zippo lighter
Walkie-talkie
Small bottle of creme de menthe
Box of 1-gallon plastic storage bags
Hunting knife
Donuts

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Post by SadLuckDame » June 7th, 2010, 10:10 pm

roll of type-writer ribbon
roll of paper towels
roll of toilet paper
roll of duct tape
role of female hollywood murder tragedy
role of ex ex boyfriend on vodka in front lawn
roll of thin mints
roll of Quaker oat
role of disney princess
`Do you know, I was so angry, Kitty,' Alice went on...`when I saw all the mischief you had been doing, I was very nearly opening the window, and putting you out into the snow! And you'd have deserved it, you
little mischievous darling!
~Lewis Carroll

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Post by Doreen Peri » June 7th, 2010, 10:19 pm

Igloo cooler
Ice packs
2 books of postage stamps
Large legal-sized envelopes
Pancake makeup
Blush
Mascara
Red derby hat
Andrea Bocelli CD

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