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the big dud theory
Posted: July 28th, 2010, 4:40 pm
by sweetwater
it is curious
to discover
that all of the laws
of physics
resides
on a theory
that cannot be proven
to be true
and thus
the big bang
but why a great explosion
to elicite the finer
points of magic
and science?
why not
the great drinking theory
where the universe
had too much to drink
one night
and made a postulation
losing some of its particles
and creating debris
as it stands now
the planets
are shrapnel
from some IED
and we are the created
from exploding parts
strange theory
this big dud theory
it needs to be challenged
Posted: July 28th, 2010, 4:54 pm
by SadLuckDame
Neat piece to me,
today I was going about in my head going, "What we make in empty space." Anyway, it's a fun one and you've made it out beautifully.
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Posted: July 28th, 2010, 8:26 pm
by Steve Plonk
"There is a glue that holds together the universe...
That glue is GOD. Let the congregation say amen."
--From one of my early Penny Haiku.
Posted: July 31st, 2010, 10:24 pm
by mnaz
and what happens, even if it was the big bang, when all the artful splatter doesn't have quite enough momentum, and the stars start to rubberband back toward themselves, setting up the next implosion/big bang, and so it goes?
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Posted: July 31st, 2010, 10:37 pm
by Steve Plonk
The Lord he collects that mess around here and there just like K-Y or petroleum jelly. Then the universe just vacillates itself back out like vaseline in a tube. It collects and then spurts out again.
You have de ying and de yang...We starts at de beginnin'...
Den de Lord rearranges that thang. The multiverse gets reconfigured and explodes all over again...String theory says there are as few as 12 universes existing side by side each other.
That theoretical multiverse boodle done put pitch all in my mind... Now my mind is full of stuffin' and I don't know 'bout nuffin'. My mind's like one big black mattered hole in one. Oh Glory! Where is de Kingfish when we needs him? He ain't politically correct no mo'.
Posted: July 31st, 2010, 10:52 pm
by mnaz
a most interesting analogy.
Posted: July 31st, 2010, 11:10 pm
by Doreen Peri
brilliant!
Posted: August 1st, 2010, 12:04 pm
by Steve Plonk
Folks, my "precious" analogy owes itself to works by Stephen Hawking who
greatly influenced me as well as the series "Lost". I went off on
a focused tangent from there...Glad you all liked it. I also appreciated
your poem, Sweetwater, it showed quite a bit of skepticism--which is
healthy in this age of "me, too". Hey, and thanks to mnaz, & Doreen, too.
Posted: August 3rd, 2010, 3:07 pm
by sweetwater
what existed before the explosion
there had to be something there to explode
the big bang theory
seems more like a giant sun theory
i don't know it is just curious that's all
but i like all your comments
maybe it is about imploding jelly
the imploding jelly theory
but seriously i think it is more of a giant sun theory
there was or is this giant sun
that the milky way was a part of
the point i suppose is what existed before the explosion
maybe there was never any big bang theory
it's all speculation