PLANET FOR SALE

[justwalt]

GOOD USED PLANET FORSALE

commercial/residential
(will rebuild to suite)

Great location!!

nestled a very small but quaint
solar system, with a nearby sun,
28 lightyears from the center of
a gorgeous spiral galaxy, convenient
black hole, close to many nebulae.

Somewhat small as planests go, but
has great potential for a fixer-upper.


Features include;

liquid water over two thirds of its surface

moon operated tidal control

seven...(count 'em), (7) major terra-masses

atmosphere of mostly nitrogen, oxygen & argon

semi-automatic heating and cooling systems

active vulcanic surface regenerators

perpetual magnetic poles, with shielding


Low Millennia!! (455 million)

currently occupied by millions of species
(tennents lease on life to soon expire)

MOVING... MUST SELL!!

any reasonable offer considered

[Steve Plonk]

I believe we saw this sign further down the universal pike.
I come from the Galaxy Siroka, and my mates and I
would like to get the house key and examine this fine
little corner of the "Milky Way" galaxy...

The intergalactic jam is on its way to reseed the universe
with the likes of verdant life as soon as livingly possible.
Willing to pay the top price for that blue gold you're holding
in this wonderful world...looks like a tasty morsel.

[justwalt]

STEVE... we are unaware of the galaxy from which you speak.
and your tone of text leaves us apprehensive as to your true intent...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- i suppose that after any transaction becomes final,
the rock is yours to do with as you see fit, but...

...how do i know you're not from some false cluster, sniping
unsuspecting green worlds? what parsec does your species originate from?
what's your mother's maiden name? and who did the intergalactic jam come from?
is it strawberry or grape?

walt

[Steve Plonk]

Earthling, since you asked, we come from a smaller galaxy circling
the Galaxy you call Andromeda. We are into the "Grape Jam" strain
and are on our way to check out this here planet of yours. We are
beyond your comet belt, so it will take some time to get here.

See link below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvcWuCZ3 ... re=related

[justwalt]

earthling!!?? bah! wouldn't confess to being one if i was, cuz...
i'll let that one slide.

so, it's the grape gig in the sky, ya don't say,
heavy groovin', on a starlit afternoon...
doin' a time warpin' fly-by, (if i may),
stop by for a shot of red eye, at the full moon saloon
the band's warmed up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdq5ogkOnQg

walt

[Steve Plonk]

JustWalt, that was one great howdy from Planet Earth, you linked us to.
You must be learning to fly. Speaking of which, here's a another good
one from another time...See link below: Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2uT3MSr ... re=related

[constantine]

neato!