THE VARMINTS HAIKU
Posted: August 22nd, 2010, 12:11 am
50.
Striped black tail aloft
he pivots on two front feet
loads aims fires! You're ... phew!
51.
skunk gas attack drifts
leaves pleasing musky perfume
you were too close though
52.
he means no one harm
but careful not to startle
hair-trigger stink bomb
53
skunk has his weapons
handsome is as handsome does
don’t make him nervous
54.
mama cat stays calm
black kittens with center stripes
which tomcat was THAT?
55.
black suede gloves and masks
striped tails and audacity
urban bandits thrive
56.
skull and cross-bones flies
cat food dissolves in water
so much for booty
57.
raccoon pirates board
seize kitchen garbage treasure
out through doggy door
58.
raccoon faces peer
three youngsters wait in storm drain
mother’s out burgling
Striped black tail aloft
he pivots on two front feet
loads aims fires! You're ... phew!
51.
skunk gas attack drifts
leaves pleasing musky perfume
you were too close though
52.
he means no one harm
but careful not to startle
hair-trigger stink bomb
53
skunk has his weapons
handsome is as handsome does
don’t make him nervous
54.
mama cat stays calm
black kittens with center stripes
which tomcat was THAT?
55.
black suede gloves and masks
striped tails and audacity
urban bandits thrive
56.
skull and cross-bones flies
cat food dissolves in water
so much for booty
57.
raccoon pirates board
seize kitchen garbage treasure
out through doggy door
58.
raccoon faces peer
three youngsters wait in storm drain
mother’s out burgling