The Austin Shuffle
Posted: October 19th, 2010, 3:56 am
down in guitar town
there's this big redhead
with green hoop earrings
and a diamond amulet
that I'm in love with,
she don't know it yet though
she thinks she is just there
to pour my beers
from a fancy micro tap
but of course I know better
she gotta smile
could melt a cold-blooded killer
into a puddle of sweat
with hip action that could force a man
to carry two bibles in his back pockets
lest his dirty mind disintegrate
leaving his abandoned body
sitting alone on a bar stool
she's got that southern cleavage
with that country drawl that's like
a gloppa orange blossom honey
to a mighty army of ants
that march in lockstep
to their certain death
knowing their fate, understanding
all the risks of getting stuck
without a solvent or a cell phone
she's quite a gal
there's this big redhead
with green hoop earrings
and a diamond amulet
that I'm in love with,
she don't know it yet though
she thinks she is just there
to pour my beers
from a fancy micro tap
but of course I know better
she gotta smile
could melt a cold-blooded killer
into a puddle of sweat
with hip action that could force a man
to carry two bibles in his back pockets
lest his dirty mind disintegrate
leaving his abandoned body
sitting alone on a bar stool
she's got that southern cleavage
with that country drawl that's like
a gloppa orange blossom honey
to a mighty army of ants
that march in lockstep
to their certain death
knowing their fate, understanding
all the risks of getting stuck
without a solvent or a cell phone
she's quite a gal