Studio8 - Uniting the Arts

I like to go swimmin'
with post menopausal women
and swim between their legs.
You can't fertilize their eggs.

I do not like you, Mr. Smones.
You're neither Smith nor are you Jones.
A curse upon your filthy bones.
I do not like you, Mr. Smones.

I do not like you, Mr. Jith.
You're neither Jones nor are you Smith.
I need a stick to hit you with.
I do not like you, Mr. Jith.

A Shriner got a shiner
from a waitress in a diner
because of a one-liner
concerning her vaginer.

Now he's a recliner
in a jail in Caroliner.
The waitress was a minor.
A mess that can't be finer.

Take me back to Baltimore.
It's the town that I adore.
Each corner features a beautiful whore
Standing in front of the liquor store.

I had a terrible dream last night
about flying a plane made of masonite.
It rolled and pitched with such a fright
but still I made it home alright.

Gonna wack you with a stick, little kid.
You made me so mad that I done flipped my lid.
You're going to wish that you had run off and hid.
When I wack you with a stick, little kid.

I have worn a diving suit.
I've also worn a parachute.
But if you want to see me cry,
dress me in a coat and tie.