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Granny's Revenge - Part 1

Pump it up; watch it grow
See the pink balloon explode.
Watch the old man shit his pants.
I do it whenever I get the chance.

For years that bastard terrified me;
Now it's my turn, watch and see.
Hey look, I've found another balloon.
He'll be shitting his pants again, real soon.




Granny's Revenge - Part 2

Granny thinks she's funny,
Poppin' them balloons;
But, if that old bitch knew the truth,
She'd sing a different tune.

Them balloons don't scare me none.
And she can go to hell
If you come a little closer,
I gotta secret I can tell.

She pops a balloon, I shit my pants.
My secret! Can you guess?
Every time I shit myself,
She gets to clean the mess.