Reindeer woes
Posted: December 26th, 2010, 2:08 pm
Seems there has been some developments at the North pole this year. After investigating this is what I have been able to find out. Remember to keep this quiet we don't want the little ones to know yet...
Dasher had to be let go for drinking on the job
Dancer's still on Broadway, the leading role - “Les' Miserables”
Prancer's finally out the closet, that's him there in the pink
and Vixen well you guessed it, blind as hell, never blinks
Comet no one's heard from and Mrs. Claus is sorta scared
he left to chase his girlfriend when stupid, Cupid dared
Donner's still the stalwart, always there to lead the show
poor Blitzen just went crazy when he confused cocaine and snow
Besides it's nearly 2012 and reindeer sleds are antiquated
Santa's going green this year and everything has been updated
He's nibbling less cookies and watching his cholesterol
Oops, I forgot Rudolf, his shiny nose has been recalled...
Dasher had to be let go for drinking on the job
Dancer's still on Broadway, the leading role - “Les' Miserables”
Prancer's finally out the closet, that's him there in the pink
and Vixen well you guessed it, blind as hell, never blinks
Comet no one's heard from and Mrs. Claus is sorta scared
he left to chase his girlfriend when stupid, Cupid dared
Donner's still the stalwart, always there to lead the show
poor Blitzen just went crazy when he confused cocaine and snow
Besides it's nearly 2012 and reindeer sleds are antiquated
Santa's going green this year and everything has been updated
He's nibbling less cookies and watching his cholesterol
Oops, I forgot Rudolf, his shiny nose has been recalled...