When Automobiles Ruled
Posted: December 27th, 2010, 3:45 pm
When rock and roll was flapping its new wings
the cars were magnificent works of sculptured metal
with potent names like Thunderbird and Mustang
every boy knew he had in his hands
the inalienable power to seduce chicks.
Barracuda, Cobra, needed no explanation
Charger or GTO guaranteed you
that you would not be lonely tonight.
Meteors and Galaxies, stars looking at stars
in Lover's Lane with the top down, the radio on
working on a little something one man called
mysteries without any clues.
The Night Moves of fresh-faced teens
inspired and aroused by the powerful allure
of those sex machines on wheels, and sadly
the best they can come up with today is Achieva
Focus, Endeavor, Altima.....PITIFUL examples
of imagination that hardly be expected to
stimulate nor facilitate the horny angst
of two young bodies engaged in backseat discovery
the cars were magnificent works of sculptured metal
with potent names like Thunderbird and Mustang
every boy knew he had in his hands
the inalienable power to seduce chicks.
Barracuda, Cobra, needed no explanation
Charger or GTO guaranteed you
that you would not be lonely tonight.
Meteors and Galaxies, stars looking at stars
in Lover's Lane with the top down, the radio on
working on a little something one man called
mysteries without any clues.
The Night Moves of fresh-faced teens
inspired and aroused by the powerful allure
of those sex machines on wheels, and sadly
the best they can come up with today is Achieva
Focus, Endeavor, Altima.....PITIFUL examples
of imagination that hardly be expected to
stimulate nor facilitate the horny angst
of two young bodies engaged in backseat discovery