THAT KIND OF POETRY.
Posted: April 23rd, 2011, 2:54 pm
The editor of the literary
Magazine turns the pages
Of manuscript. I don’t think
We can publish this kind of
Poetry, he says, peering
Through his John Lennon
Style spectacles, we have a
Reputation to maintain. She
Looks over his shoulder where
Bukowki’s ghost stands pulling
Faces at the jerk’s head. She
Holds in a giggle, attempting
Not to pee her panties in the
Process. The editor looks up
And hands her back the pages
Of manuscript. Is it poetry I have
To ask myself, he says. Bukowki’s
Ghost forms a gun with the fingers
Of one ghostly hand and aims it
At the jerk’s head and mouths,
BANG, you’re dead sucker, as he
Pulls the trigger finger. She watches
As the ghost walks beside her and
Whispers, some poets are creeps
And soul suckers, but most creeps
And soul suckers are small time
Editors and literary critics. She now
Watches as the editor plays with a pen,
And imagines him with his pants down
Playing with his penis held tight between
Warm fingers, his mouth still puking his words
Into the small universe of his world of books,
Journals and weedy little read magazines,
And lectures on the art of poetry, but the just
So kind of poetry that worms its way into his
Mind and cold heart like a damp smelly fart.
Magazine turns the pages
Of manuscript. I don’t think
We can publish this kind of
Poetry, he says, peering
Through his John Lennon
Style spectacles, we have a
Reputation to maintain. She
Looks over his shoulder where
Bukowki’s ghost stands pulling
Faces at the jerk’s head. She
Holds in a giggle, attempting
Not to pee her panties in the
Process. The editor looks up
And hands her back the pages
Of manuscript. Is it poetry I have
To ask myself, he says. Bukowki’s
Ghost forms a gun with the fingers
Of one ghostly hand and aims it
At the jerk’s head and mouths,
BANG, you’re dead sucker, as he
Pulls the trigger finger. She watches
As the ghost walks beside her and
Whispers, some poets are creeps
And soul suckers, but most creeps
And soul suckers are small time
Editors and literary critics. She now
Watches as the editor plays with a pen,
And imagines him with his pants down
Playing with his penis held tight between
Warm fingers, his mouth still puking his words
Into the small universe of his world of books,
Journals and weedy little read magazines,
And lectures on the art of poetry, but the just
So kind of poetry that worms its way into his
Mind and cold heart like a damp smelly fart.