The Copy Cat
Posted: May 10th, 2011, 8:17 pm
running around looking for a topic
can't find one cause i'm myopic
so, i can cheat cause I know how
find one that's already written now
who said what, oh, i see
i think I'll take that one for me
change it just a little bit
no one'll notice cause they're all nitwits
there i've done it and mine's the best
cause i'm so much better than all the rest
look over here, pay some attention
i'm trying to teach you my own invention
i call this writing, poetry
and it is perfect symmetry
i'm the expert resident
one day i'll be president
i'll get up on stage and speak
all your attention i will seek
and if you refuse to kiss my ass
i'll refuse to let you pass
i'll call out the army and marines
make you all quake in your jeans
i'll make sure your train's derailed
and that is how you'll know "you failed"
can't find one cause i'm myopic
so, i can cheat cause I know how
find one that's already written now
who said what, oh, i see
i think I'll take that one for me
change it just a little bit
no one'll notice cause they're all nitwits
there i've done it and mine's the best
cause i'm so much better than all the rest
look over here, pay some attention
i'm trying to teach you my own invention
i call this writing, poetry
and it is perfect symmetry
i'm the expert resident
one day i'll be president
i'll get up on stage and speak
all your attention i will seek
and if you refuse to kiss my ass
i'll refuse to let you pass
i'll call out the army and marines
make you all quake in your jeans
i'll make sure your train's derailed
and that is how you'll know "you failed"