Gulp
Posted: July 8th, 2011, 3:25 pm
I spied her at a Wendy’s and her misdemeanor too-
the Pepsi that she never bought, the fist of straws she mooched.
It set off no alarming bells to notify the police
and with no witnesses, Miss "Dixie", high-tailed from the place.
That “high-tail” blared filet mignon not burgers in a sleeve
and Double-Decker stacked; I might add, not a hint of cheese.
My court may want to try this case, the hollowest of crimes;
just what’s the sentence when you sip...on someone else’s dime?
And what accessory now parts those lips to please the palate,
did thirst for a Big-Gulp have this Godiva risk the gallop?
The long arm of the law is stirring, prosecution follows;
time off for good behavior if the evidence is swallowed.
the Pepsi that she never bought, the fist of straws she mooched.
It set off no alarming bells to notify the police
and with no witnesses, Miss "Dixie", high-tailed from the place.
That “high-tail” blared filet mignon not burgers in a sleeve
and Double-Decker stacked; I might add, not a hint of cheese.
My court may want to try this case, the hollowest of crimes;
just what’s the sentence when you sip...on someone else’s dime?
And what accessory now parts those lips to please the palate,
did thirst for a Big-Gulp have this Godiva risk the gallop?
The long arm of the law is stirring, prosecution follows;
time off for good behavior if the evidence is swallowed.
Like.